ACT THREE
3.1*
VINCENT and HILLIARD [enter] in their rags.

349VincentIs this the life that we admired in others, with envy at their happiness?

350HilliardPray let us make virtuous use of it, and repent us of that deadly sin — before a greater punishment than famine and lice fall upon us — by steering our course homeward. Before I’ll endure such another night ――

351VincentWhat? What wouldst thou do? I would thy mistress heard thee.

352HilliardI hope she does not. For I know there is no altering our course before they make the first motion.

353VincentIs’t possible we should be weary already? And before their softer constitutions of flesh and blood?

354HilliardThey are the stronger in will, it seems.
SPRINGLOVE enters.

355SpringloveHow now, comrades! Repining already at your fullness of liberty? Do you complain of ease?

356VincentEase, call’st thou it? Didst thou sleep tonight?

357SpringloveNot so well these eighteen months, I swear, since my last walks.

358HilliardLightning and tempest is out of thy litany. Could not the thunder wake thee?

359SpringloveHa, ha, ha!

360VincentNor the noise of the crew in the quarter by us?

361HilliardNor the hogs* in the hovel that cried till they drowned the noise of the wind? If I could but once ha’dreamed in all my former nights that such an affliction could have been found among beggars, sure I should never have travelled to the proof on’t.

362VincentWe looked upon them in their jollity, and cast no further —*

363HilliardNor did that only draw us forth — by your favour, Vince* — but our obedience to our loves, which we must suffer till they cry home again. Are they not weary yet as much as we, dost think, Springlove?

364SpringloveThey have more moral understanding than so. They know (and so may you) this is your birthnight* into a new world. And we all know, or have been told, that all come crying into the world*, when the whole world of pleasures is before us. The world itself had ne’er been glorious, had it not first been a confused chaos.

365VincentWell, never did knight–errants in all adventures merit more of their ladies than we beggar–errants, or arrant* beggars, do in ours.

366SpringloveThe greater will be your reward. Think upon that. And show no manner of distaste to turn their hearts from you*. You’re undone then.

367HilliardAre they ready to appear out of their privy* lodgings in the pigs’ palace of pleasure*? Are they coming forth?

368SpringloveI left ’em almost ready, sitting on their pads of straw, helping to dress each other’s heads* — The one’s eye is the t’other’s looking–glass — with the prettiest coil they keep to fit their fancies in the most graceful way of wearing their new dressings that you would admire.

369VincentI hope we are as gracefully set out. Are we not?

370SpringloveIndifferent well. But will you fall to practice? Let me hear how you can maund when you meet with passengers.

371HilliardWe do not look like men, I hope, too good to learn.

372SpringloveSuppose some persons of worth or wealth passing by now. Note me.   [Performing a beggar]   Good your good worship, your charity to the poor, that will duly and truly pray for you day and night

373Vincent   [Performing a gentleman]   Away, you idle rogue, you would be set to work and whipped —

374Springlovethat is lame and sick, hungry and comfortless

375VincentIf you were well served —

376SpringloveAnd even to bless you and reward you for it

377Hilliard   [Interrupting in his own voice]   Prithee hold thy peace — Here be doleful notes indeed! — and leave us to our own genius*. If we must beg, let’s let it go as it come: by inspiration. I love not your set form of begging.

378SpringloveLet me instruct you* though.
RACHEL and MERIEL enter in rags.

379Rachel   [To MERIEL aside]   Have a care, good Meriel, what hearts or limbs soever we have and, though never so feeble, let us set our best faces on’t, and laugh our last gasp out before we discover any dislike or weariness to them. Let us bear it out till they complain first, and beg to carry us home a pick–pack.

380MerielI am sorely surbated with hoofing already though, and so crupper–cramped with our hard lodging and so bumfiddled with the straw that —

381RachelThink not on’t. I am numbed i’the bum and shoulders too a little. And have found the difference between a hard floor with a little straw and a down bed with a quilt upon’t. But no words, nor a sour look, I prithee.

382HilliardOh, here they come now: Madam Fewclothes and my Lady Bonnyrag*.

383VincentPeace, they see us.

384Rachel [and] MerielHa, ha, ha!*

385VincentWe are glad the object pleases you*.

386RachelSo does the subject.
        Now you appear the glories of the spring,
        Darlings of Phœbus* and the summer’s heirs.

387HilliardHow fairer than fair Flora’s self* appear
        To deck the spring Diana’s darlings* dear!
        Oh, let us not Acteon–like* be struck —
        With greedy eyes while we presume to look
        On your half–nakedness*, since courteous rags
        Cover the rest — into the shape of stags.

388Rachel [and] MerielHa, ha, ha! ―― We are glad you are so merry.

389VincentMerry and lusty too. This night will we lie together as well as the proudest couple in the barn.*

390HilliardAnd so will we. I can hold out no longer.

391RachelDoes the straw stir up your flesh to’t, gentlemen?

392MerielOr does your provender prick you?

393SpringloveWhat! Do we come for this? Laugh and lie down
        When your bellies are full. Remember, ladies,
        You have not begged yet to quit your destiny
        But have lived hitherto on my endeavours.
        Who got your suppers, pray, last night, but I?
        Of dainty trencher–fees from a gentleman’s house
        Such as the servingmen themselves sometimes
        Would have been glad of. And this morning now,
        What comfortable chippings and sweet buttermilk
        Had you to breakfast!

394RachelOh, ’twas excellent! I feel it good still, here.[She pats her stomach.]

395MerielThere was a brown crust amongst it that has made my neck so white*, methinks. Is it not, Rachel?

396RachelYes. You ga’ me none on’t. You ever covet to have all the beauty. ’Tis the ambition of all younger sisters.

397Vincent   [To HILLIARD aside]   They are pleased, and never like to be weary.

398Hilliard   [To VINCENT aside]   No more must we, if we’ll be theirs.

399SpringlovePeace. Here come passengers. Forget not your rules, and quickly disperse yourselves, and fall to your calling —[MERIEL and RACHEL exit in one direction, HILLIARD in another.]*
Two Gentlemen enter.

400Gentleman 1   [As calling to a groom]   Lead the horses down the hill. — The heat of our speed is over, for we have lost our journey.

401Gentleman 2Had they taken this way, we had overtaken ’em, or heard of ’em at least.

402Gentleman 1But some of our scouts will light on ’em, the whole country being overspread with ’em.

403Gentleman 2There was never such an escape else.
[While the Gentlemen converse, VINCENT and SPRINGLOVE unseen speak to each other aside.]

404VincentA search for us perhaps. Yet I know not them, nor they me, I am sure. I might the better beg of ’em. But how to begin, or set the worst leg forwards, would I were whipped if I know now.

405Gentleman 1That a young gentlewoman of her breeding and heir to such an estate should fly from so great a match and run away with her uncle’s clerk!

406Gentleman 2The old justice will run mad upon’t, I fear.

407VincentIf I were to be hanged now, I could not beg for my life.

408SpringloveStep forwards, and beg handsomely. I’ll set my goad i’your breech* else.

409VincentWhat shall I say?

410SpringloveHave I not told you? Now begin.

411VincentAfter you, good Springlove.
[SPRINGLOVE and VINCENT step forward to accost the Gentlemen in beggars’ voices.]

412SpringloveGood, your good worships

413Gentleman 1Away, you idle vagabond ―

414SpringloveYour worship’s charity to a poor critter welly starved.

415VincentThat will duly and truly prea for ye.

416Gentleman 2You counterfeit villains, hence!

417SpringloveGood masters, sweet worship, for the tender mercy of

418VincentDuly and truly prea for you.

419Gentleman 1You would be well whipped and set to work, if you were duly and truly served.

420Vincent   [Aside]*   Did not I say so before?

421SpringloveGood worshipful masters’ worship, to bestow your charity, and ― to maintain your health and limbs*

422VincentDuly and truly pray for you.

423Gentleman 2Be gone, I say, you impudent lusty young rascals!

424Gentleman 1I’ll set you going else.Switch ’em.

425SpringloveAh, the goodness of compassion to soften your hearts to the poor.

426Vincent   [Aside to SPRINGLOVE]   Oh, the devil, must not we beat ’em now? ’Sdeath! ――

427Springlove   [Aside to VINCENT]   Nor show an angry look for all the skin of our backs. —   [Aloud]   Ah, the sweetness of that mercy that gives to all to move your compassion to the hungry, when it shall seem good unto you, and night and day to bless all that you have. Ah, ah! ―― *
[SPRINGLOVE and VINCENT run to escape the lashing.]

428Gentleman 2Come back, sirrah. His patience and humility has wrought upon me.

429Vincent   [Returning]   Duly and

430Gentleman 2Not you, sirrah. The t’other. You* look like a sturdy rogue*.

431Springlove   [Returning]   Lord bless your master’s worship.

432Gentleman 2There’s a halfpenny for you.   [Indicating VINCENT]    Let him have no share with you.

433Vincent   [Aside]   I shall never thrive o’this trade.

434Gentleman 1   [To Gentleman 2]   They are of a fraternity and will share, I warrant you.

435Springlove   [To the Gentlemen]   Never in our lives trooly. He never begged with me before.

436Gentleman 1But if hedges or hen–roosts could speak, you might be found sharers in pillage, I believe.

437SpringloveNever saw him before, bless you, good master, in all my life.   [Aside to VINCENT]   Beg for yourself. Your credit’s gone else.*   [To the Gentlemen]    Good hea’en to bliss and prosper ye.He exits.

438Gentleman 2Why dost thou follow us? Is it your office to be privy to our talk?

439VincentSir, I beseech you hear me. —   [Aside]   ’Slife, what shall I say?*   [Aloud]   I am a stranger in these parts and destitute of means and apparel.

440Gentleman 1So methinks. And what o’that?

441VincentWill you therefore be pleased, as you are worthy gentlemen, and blessed with plenty ―

442Gentleman 2   [Aside]*   This is courtly!

443Vincent— out of your abundant store, towards my relief in extreme necessity, to furnish me with a small parcel of money ― five or six pieces, or ten, if you can presently spare it?

444Gentlemen 1 and 2Stand off.[They] draw [their weapons].

445Vincent   [Aside]   I have spoiled all and know not how to beg otherwise.

446Gentleman 1Here’s a new way of begging!

447Vincent   [Aside]   Quite run out of my instructions!

Gentleman 2   [To Gentleman 1]   Some highway thief, o’my conscience, that forgets he is weaponless.

449VincentOnly to make you merry, gentlemen, at my unskilfulness in my new trade. I have been another man i’ my days. So I kiss your hands.He exits.

450Gentleman 1   [Calling after him]   With your heels, do you?

451Gentleman 2It had been good to have apprehended the rakeshame. There is some mystery in his rags. But let him go.

OLIVER enters, putting up his sword.


452Oliver   [Calling off]   You found your legs in time. I had made you halt for something else.

453Gentleman 1Master Oliver, well returned. What’s the matter, sir?

454OliverWhy, sir, a counterfeit lame rogue begged of me, but in such language, the high sheriff’s son o’ the shire could not have spoke better, nor to have borrowed a greater sum. He asked me if I could spare him ten or twenty pound. I switched him; his cudgel was up. I drew, and into the wood he scaped me, as nimbly ― But first he told me I should hear from him by a gentleman to require satisfaction of me*.

455Gentleman 2We had such another* begged of us. The court goes a–begging, I think.*

456Gentleman 1Dropped through the clouds, I think; more Lucifers travelling to hell*, that beg by the way. Met you no news of your kinswoman, Mistress Amy?

457OliverNo. What’s the matter with her?* Goes her marriage forwards with young Master Tallboy? I hastened my journey from London to be at the wedding.

458Gentleman 2’Twas to ha’ been yesterday morning, all things in readiness prepared for it. But the bride, stolen by your father’s clerk, is slipped away. We were in quest of ’em, and so are twenty more, several ways.

459OliverSuch young wenches will have their own ways in their own loves, what matches soever their guardians make for ’em. And I hope my father will not follow the law so close to hang his clerk for stealing his ward with her own consent. It may breed such a grudge, may cause some clerks to hang their masters, that have ’em o’the hip of injustice. Besides, Martin, though he be his servant, is a gentleman. But, indeed, the miserablest rascal! He will grudge her meat when he has her.

460Gentleman 1Your father is exceedingly troubled at their escape. I wish that you may qualify him with your reasons.

461OliverBut what says Tallboy to the matter, the bridegroom that should ha’ been?

462Gentleman 2Marry, he says little to the purpose, but cries outright.

463OliverI like him well for that: he holds his humour. A miserable wretch too, though rich. I ha’ known him cry when he has lost but three shillings at mumchance. But, gentlemen, keep on your way to comfort my father. I know some of his man’s private haunts about the country here, which I will search immediately.

464Gentleman 1We will accompany you, if you please.

465OliverNo, by no means. That will be too public.

466Gentleman 2Do your pleasure.Gentlemen 1 and 2 exit.

467OliverMy pleasure, and all the search that I intend, is, by hovering here, to take a review of a brace of the handsomest beggar–braches that ever graced a ditch or a hedge–side. I passed by ’em in haste, but something so possesses me, that I must ― What the devil must I? A beggar? Why, beggars are flesh and blood, and rags are no diseases. Their lice are no French fleas. And there is much wholesomer flesh under country dirt than city painting. And less danger in dirt and rags than in ceruse and satin. I durst not take a touch at London*, both for the present cost and fear of an after–reckoning. But, Oliver, dost thou speak like a gentleman? Fear price or pox, ha? Marry, do I, sir. Nor can beggar–sport be inexcusable in a young country gentleman short of means for another respect, a principal one indeed: to avoid the punishment or charge of bastardy. There’s no commuting with them, or keeping of children for them. The poor whores, rather than part with their own, or want children at all, will steal other folks’ to travel with and move compassion. He feeds a beggar–wench well that fills her belly with young bones. And these reasons considered, good Master Oliver ― ’Slid, yonder they are at peep. And now sitten down as waiting for my purpose.
VINCENT enters.

Heart, here’s another delay. I must shift him.    [Aloud, to VINCENT]   Dost hear, honest poor fellow? I prithee, go back presently, and at the hill foot — here’s sixpence for thy pains — thou shalt find a footman with a horse in his hand. Bid him wait there. His master will come presently, say.

468VincentSir, I have a business of another nature to you — which, as I presume you are a gentleman of right noble spirit and resolution, you will receive without offence and in that temper as most properly appertains to the most heroic natures.

469OliverThy language makes me wonder at thy person. What’s the matter with thee? Quickly!

470VincentYou may be pleased to call to mind a late affront which, in your heat of passion, you gave a gentleman.

471OliverWhat, such a one as thou art*, was he?

472VincentTrue, noble sir. Who could no less in honour than direct me, his chosen friend, unto you with the length of his sword or to take the length of yours*. The place, if you please, the ground whereon you parted; the hour, seven the next morning. Or, if you like not these, in part or all, to make your own appointments.

473Oliver   [Aside]   The bravest method in begggars that ever was discovered! I would be upon the bones of this rogue now, but for crossing my other design, which fires me. I must therefore be rid of him on any terms.   [Aloud]    Let his own appointments stand. Tell him I’ll meet him.

474VincentYou shall most nobly engage his life to serve you, sir.

475OliverYou’ll be his second, will you?

476VincentTo do you further service, sir, I have undertaken it.

477OliverI’ll send a beadle shall undertake you both.

478VincentYour mirth becomes the bravery of your mind and dauntless spirit. So takes his leave your servant, sir.[He bows and exits.]

479OliverI think, as my friend said, the court goes a–begging indeed. But I must not lose my beggar–wenches.
RACHEL and MERIEL enter.

Oh, here they come. They are delicately skinned and limbed. There, there, I saw above the ham as the wind blew. Now they spy me.

480RachelSir, I beseech you, look upon us with the favour of a gentleman. We are in a present distress, and utterly unacquainted in these parts, and therefore forced by the calamity of our misfortune to implore the courtesy, or rather charity, of those to whom we are strangers.

481OliverVery fine, this!*

482MerielBe therefore pleased, right noble sir, not only valuing us by our outward habits, which cannot but appear loathsome or despicable unto you, but as we are forlorn Christians, and in that estimation be compassionately moved to cast a handful or two of your silver, or a few of your golden pieces unto us, to furnish us with linen and some decent habiliments

483Oliver   [Aside]   They beg as high as the man–beggar I met withal! Sure the beggars are all mad to-day, or bewitched into a language they understand not. The spirits of some decayed gentry talk in ’em, sure.

484RachelMay we expect a gracious answer from you, sir?

485MerielAnd that as you can wish our virgin prayers to be propitious for you.

486RachelThat you never be denied a suit by any mistress.

487MerielNay, that the fairest may be ambitious to place their favours on you.

488RachelThat your virtue and valour may lead you to the most honourable actions, and that the love of all exquisite ladies may arm you.

489MerielAnd that, when you please to take a wife, may honour, beauty, and wealth contend to endow her most with.

490RachelAnd that with her you have a long and prosperous life.

491MerielA fair and fortunate posterity.

492OliverThis exceeds all that ever I heard and strikes me into wonder. Pray tell me how long have you been beggars? Or how chanced you to be so?

493RachelBy influence of our stars, sir.

494MerielWe were born to no better fortune.

495OliverHow came you to talk thus and so much above the beggars’ dialect?

496RachelOur speech came naturally to us, and we ever loved to learn by rote as well as we could.

497MerielAnd to be ambitious above the vulgar, to ask more than common alms, whate’er men please to give us.

498Oliver   [Aside]   Sure, some well–disposed gentleman as myself got these wenches. They are too well grown to be mine own, and I cannot be incestuous with ’em.

499RachelPray, sir, your noble bounty.

500Oliver   [Aside]   What a tempting lip that little rogue moves there! And what an enticing eye the t’other. I know not which to begin with.   [Aloud, brushing MERIEL's chest]    What’s this? A flea upon thy bosom?

501MerielIs it not a straw–coloured one, sir?*

502OliverOh, what a provoking skin is there! That very touch enflames me.*

503RachelSir, are you moved in charity towards us yet?

504OliverMoved? I am moved. No flesh and blood more moved.

505MerielThen pray, sir, your benevolence.[She holds out her hand.]

506Oliver   [Aside]   Benevolence*? Which shall I be benevolent to? Or which first? I am puzzled in the choice. Would some sworn brother of mine were here to draw a cut with me*.

507RachelSir, noble sir [She holds out her hand.]

508OliverFirst let me tell you, damsels, I am bound by a strong vow to kiss all of the woman sex I meet this morning.

509MerielBeggars and all, sir?

510OliverAll, all. Let not your coyness cross a gentleman’s vow, I beseech —[He gives each a] kiss.

511RachelYou will tell now.

512OliverTell, quotha! I could tell a thousand on those lips — and as many upon those.   [Aside]   What life–restoring breaths they have! Milk from the cow steams not so sweetly. I must lay one of ’em aboard*; both, if my tackling* hold.


514Oliver   [Aside]   But how to bargain, now, will be the doubt. They that beg so high as by the handfuls may expect for price above the rate of good men’s wives*.

515RachelNow, will you, sir, be pleased?

516OliverWith all my heart, sweetheart. And I am glad thou knowest my mind. Here is twelvepence apiece for you.

517Rachel [and] MerielWe thank you, sir.

518OliverThat’s but in earnest. I’ll jest away the rest with ye. Look here — All this.* Come, you know my meaning. Dost thou look about thee, sweet little one? I like thy care. There’s nobody coming. But we’ll get behind these bushes. I know you keep each other’s counsels — Must you be drawn to’t? Then I’ll pull. Come away ――

519Rachel [and] MerielAh, ah! ――
Enter SPRINGLOVE, VINCENT, [and] HILLIARD.*

520VincentLet’s beat his brains out!

521OliverCome, leave your squealing.

522RachelOh, you hurt my hand.

523HilliardOr cut the lecher’s throat!

524SpringloveWould you be hanged? Stand back. Let me alone.

525MerielYou shall not pull us so.

526SpringloveOh, do not hurt ’em, master.

527OliverHurt’em? I meant ’em but too well. Shall I be so prevented?

528SpringloveThey be but young and simple. And if they have offended, let not your worship’s own hands drag ’em to the law, or carry ’em to punishment. Correct ’em not yourself. It is the beadle’s office*.

529OliverDo you talk, shake–rag?   [Aside]   Heart, yond’s more of ’em. I shall be beggar–mauled if I stay.   [Aloud]    Thou say’st right, honest fellow. There’s a tester for thee.He exits, running.

530VincentHe is prevented, and ashamed of his purpose.

531SpringloveNor were we to take notice of his purpose more than to prevent it.*

532HilliardTrue, politic Springlove, ’twas better his own fear quit us of him than our force.

533RachelLook you here, gentlemen, twelvepence apiece.

534MerielBesides fair offers and large promises. What ha’ you got today, gentlemen?

535VincentMore than, as we are gentlemen, we would have taken.

536HilliardYet we put it up in your service.

537Rachel [and] MerielHa, ha, ha! Switches and kicks. Ha, ha, ha! ―

538SpringloveTalk not here of your gettings. We must quit this quarter. The eager gentleman’s repulse may arm and return him with revenge upon us. We must therefore leap hedge and ditch now, through the briars and mires, till we scape out of this liberty to our next rendezvous, where we shall meet the crew, and then hey toss and laugh* all night.

539Meriel   [Aside to RACHEL]   As we did last night.*

540RachelHold out, Meriel.

541MerielTo SPRINGLOVELead on, brave general.

542Vincent   [Aside to HILLIARD]   What shall we do? They are in heart still. Shall we go on?

543HilliardThere’s no flinching back, you see.

544SpringloveBesides, if you beg no better than you begin, in this lofty fashion, you cannot scape the jail or the whip long.

545VincentTo tell you true, ’tis not the least of my purpose to work means for our discovery, to be released out of our trade*.
MARTIN and AMY enter in poor habits.

546SpringloveStay, here come more passengers. Single yourselves again and fall to your calling discreetly.

547HilliardI’ll single no more. If you’ll beg in full cry, I am for you.

548MerielAy, that will be fine; let’s charm all together.

549SpringloveStay first and list a little.

550MartinBe of good cheer, sweetheart, we have scaped hitherto. And I believe that all the search is now retired, and we may safely pass forwards.

551AmyI should be safe with thee. But that’s a most lying proverb that says, ‘Where love is, there’s no lack’. I am faint and cannot travel further without meat; and if you loved me, you would get me some.

552MartinWe’ll venture at the next village to call for some. The best is, we want no money.

553AmyWe shall be taken then, I fear. I’ll rather pine to death.

554MartinBe not so fearful. Who can know us in these clownish habits?

555AmyOur clothes, indeed, are poor enough to beg with. Would I could beg, so it were of strangers that could not know me, rather than buy of those that would betray us.

556Martin   [Seeing the others]   And yonder be some that can teach us.

557Springlove   [To MERIEL, RACHEL, HILLIARD, and VINCENT]   These are the young couple of runaway lovers disguised, that the country is so laid for. Observe and follow now.   [Approaching MARTIN and AMY using his beggar's voice]    Now the Lord to come with ye, good loving master and maystress, your blessed charity to the poor, lame and sick, weak and comfortless, that will night and day

558AllDuly and truly pray for you. Duly and truly pray for you.

559SpringlovePray hold your peace and let me alone. — Good young master and mistress, a little comfort amongst us all, and to bless you where’er you go, and

560AllDuly and truly pray for you. Duly and truly

561Springlove   [Aside at the other Beggars]   Pray do not use me thus.    [Aloud to AMY and MARTIN]   Now sweet young master and mistress, to look upon your poor that have no relief or succour, no bread to put in our heads

562Vincent   [Aside to SPRINGLOVE]   Wouldst thou put bread in thy brains?
[They speak] all together [as beggars].

563VincentNo lands or livings.

564SpringloveNo house nor home; nor covering from the cold; no health, no help, but your sweet charity.

565MerielNo bands or shirts but lousy on our backs.

566HilliardNo smocks or petticoats to hide our scratches.

567RachelNo shoes to our legs, or hose to our feet.

568VincentNo skin to our flesh, nor flesh our bones shortly.

569Hilliard   [Aside]   If we follow the devil that taught us to beg.

570AllDuly and truly pray for you.

571Springlove   [Aside at the other Beggars]   I’ll run away from you if you beg a stroke more.   [Aloud to MARTIN and AMY]   Good worshipful master and mistress

572MartinGood friend, forbear. Here is no master or mistress. We are poor folks. Thou seest no worship upon our backs*, I am sure. And for within we want as much as you, and would as willingly beg, if we knew how as well.

573SpringloveAlack for pity. You may have enough. And what I have is yours, if you’ll accept it.   [He offers food.]    ’Tis wholesome food from a good gentleman’s gate ― Alas, good mistress ― Much good do your heart.    [Aside]   How savourly she feeds!

574MartinWhat do you mean, to poison yourself*?

575AmyDo you show love in grudging me?

576MartinNay, if you think it hurts you not, fall too. I’ll not beguile you.   [To SPRINGLOVE]    And here, mine host, something towards your reckoning.[Offering money.]

577AmyThis beggar is an angel, sure!

578SpringloveNothing by way of bargain, gentle master. ’Tis against order and will never thrive. But pray, sir, your reward in charity.

579Martin   [Offering money again]   Here then in charity.    [Aside.]   This fellow would never make a clerk.

580Springlove   [He counts the money.]   What! All this, master?

581AmyWhat is it? Let me see’t.

582Springlove’Tis a whole silver threepence, mistress.

583Amy   [To MARTIN]   For shame, ingrateful miser.    [To SPRINGLOVE]   Here, friend, a golden crown for thee.

584SpringloveBountiful goodness! Gold? If I thought a dear year were coming, I would take a farm now.

585AmyI have robbed thy partners of their shares too. There’s a crown more for them.

586All fourDuly and truly pray for you.

587Martin   [To AMY]   What have you done? Less would have served. And your bounty will betray us.

588AmyFie on your wretched policy.

589SpringloveNo, no, good master. I knew you all this while, and my sweet mistress too. And now I’ll tell you. The search is every way; the country all laid for you. ’Tis well you stayed here. Your habits, were they but a little nearer our fashion, would secure you with us. But are you married, master and mistress? Are you joined in matrimony? In heart I know you are. And I will, if it please you, for your great bounty, bring you to a curate that lacks no licence, nor has any living to lose*, that shall put you together.

590MartinThou art a heavenly beggar!

591SpringloveBut he is so scrupulous and severely precise that unless you, mistress, will affirm that you are with child by the gentleman, or that you have, at least, cleft or slept together, as he calls it, he will not marry you. But if you have lyen together, then ’tis a case of necessity, and he holds himself bound to do it.

592MartinYou may say you have.*

593AmyI would not have it so, nor make that lie against myself for all the world.*

594Springlove   Aside   That I like well, and her exceedingly.    [Aloud]   I’ll do my best for you however.

595MartinI’ll do for thee that ― thou shalt never beg more.*

596SpringloveThat cannot be purchased, scarce for the price of your mistress. Will you walk, master? — We use no compliments.[They all exit, except for AMY.]

597AmyBy enforced matches wards* are not set free
        So oft as sold into captivity,
        Which made me, fearless, fly from one I hate,
        Into the hazard of a harder fate.[She exits.]

Edited by Helen Ostovich, Eleanor Lowe, Richard Cave, Elizabeth Schafer