ACT FIVE
5.1n11204
Enter MILDRED [pursued by] OFFA.

667MildredHelp, help! Oh help!

668OffaYour cries will be in vain.
        ’Tis not in the power of any flesh but yours
        To allay, or to prevent my heat of blood.

669MildredO you diviner powers that ordained chastity
        To be a virtue, lend your strength to guard it!

670OffaThy cries shall be as fruitless as thy life
        If thou offend’st me with ’em. Hear but this,
        Impertinently peevishgg6181 maid, and tremble
        But to conceive a disobedient thought
        Against my will. Canst thou without my favourgg201
        Be better than a beggar?

671MildredYet a beggar
        Is better than a whore.

672OffaHow canst thou judge
        That knowst not what is either? Let a wench
        That knows what’s what, or has been both, maintain it;
        But this is from the purpose. I am so far
        From casting of thee off to be a beggar,
        As I intend to make thee my rich equal,
        And not a whore, but wife. You know your Nurse
        Has undertaken to find it lawful for us
        To marry; and canst thou with modesty
        Deny me presentgs378 pleasure, that within these three days
        Shall confer honour on thee for thy life?

673MildredWould you first spoil my honour to repair it?

674Offa’Tis mine when I contract for’t.

675MildredNot before
        Our covenant is passed — that is, the priest
        Has joined our hearts and hands.

676OffaBy this account,
        A man backsgg6182 not his horse before he’s paid for’t,
        Nor puts his nose into a house before
        He buys the lease on’t. Leave your precisegg2870 folly,
        Madam Formality.gg6183 Force me not to force thee!
        Yield with that very breath thou now drawest in,
        Or it returns thy last.
Enter EDITH.

677EdithMy Lord, my Lord!

678Offa   [Aside]   This witch or devil haunts me!

679EdithO my Lord,
        I told you lategs922 a wonder. I bring now
        A miracle, a miracle!

680OffaWhat, with a mischief?n11078

681EdithYour brother is survived from death again!n11138
        My Lord Anthynus is come home and safe,
        The Heavens be praised!

682MildredOh, grant that it be true!

683Offa   [To EDITH]   Out, hag!

684EdithNay, run me in as far as you can if I lie,
        Up to the hiltsgg6219 if I lie.

685OffaWhat canst thou mean by this?

686EdithNay, what he means I knew not, for he denies his name,
        Says he is not Anthynus but a Northumbrian gentleman,
        And desires conference with my Lady Mildred
        From the fine Lord was here (what call you him?)
        The King’s great favourite; but if I am I,
        If you are you, if anything be anything,
        It is Anthynus.

687Offa   [To MILDRED]   Go you to your chamber,
        And be not seen, I charge you.   [To EDITH]   Let him enter,
        But first send in my servants.MILDRED [and] EDITH ex[it].n11076
        I did mistrustgg6184 he lived. Oh, those false villains,
        That faced me downgs1858 they killed him! May they be
        A year a-famishing! Have you tricks,gs1860 Anthynus?
        How can he think, though he disguised his name
        Or country, that we should not know his person?
        What should his aim or drift be? Stay: perhaps
        He does suspect I was in the actiongs1879
        Against my father’s life and his, and thinks him dead,
        So steals upon me thus as his own ghost,
        To terrify my conscience? Shallow,gg6185 shallow,
        But I’ll so fitgs1125 him —
OSRIC [dressed as a pilgrim], ALFRID and four SERVANTS enter [through one stage doorway, and] ARNOLD [enters through the other stage doorway].n11077

        It is most evidently he.

688OsricMy Lord, howe’ern10402
        Some of your servants are pleased to make themselves
        Merry with a pretended knowledge of me,
        I do presume Your Honour cannot know me.

689OffaFrom one so false never came clearergg6186 truth.

690OsricWhat means Your Honour?

691OffaIt is true, my honour
        Cannot — nay, dares not — know thee for a brother,
        Although mine eyes through tears of grief and anger
        Discern the monster I have often called so.

692OsricThis is most strange.

693Offa   [To SERVANTS]   Look that he come not near me!
           [To OSRIC]   Perfidiousgs1861 parricide,gg1563 hast thou killed my father,
        Destroyed the life that gave thee life, and now
        Seek’st by surprisegg6187 to take mine too?

694OsricPray hear me.

695Offa   [To SERVANTS]   Upon him all at once! Hew him in pieces!
        I’ll bear you out in’t.n11079 He has killed your Lord.

696OsricForbeargs712 your outrage.gs1862

697AlfridGive us leavegg885 to speak.

698Offa   [To SERVANTS]   Villains, are they to be obeyed or I?

699ArnoldMy Lord, your judgement is too rash upon them.
        Fellows, forbear,gs524 and forbear you, my Lord!
        You shall not so heap blood upon your head.
        I loved my Lord your father, and do prize
        His blood and memory, as becomes a servant
        Of the best rank; and if at most and worst
        My Lord Anthynus here stand guilty of
        His father’s death, you must not be his judge,
        Nor we his executioners.

700OffaAre you
        Become my master, you old ruffian?

        Your servant, sir, but subject to the law,
        The law that must determine this man’s cause,
        Not you, nor we, whatever he deserves;
        And till he shall be censuredgg6188 by that law
        We’ll find a prison for him.

702ServantAye, to prison with him!

703OsricWill you but hear yetgs1848 how you are mistaken?

704ArnoldPray heaven we be, as you may clear yourself:
        That’s all the harm we wish you.   [To OFFA]   This must be
        Your course, my Lord. Would you heap blood upon you?

705AlfridLet me but speak a word.

706ArnoldAs we go, twenty.

707OffaAway with ’em![ARNOLD exits with OSRIC and ALFRID, guarded by SERVANTS.]n11081
        I could have liked the other, shorter, way
        Much better; but my knaves will have it thus.
        Yet not to wrong ’em, simple honesty
        May be in such sometimes as well as me.Exit [OFFA].
5.2n11103
Enter CARPENTER, MASON, SMITH, [who are costumed as] devilsn11082 [and bring with them]n11141 two dark-lanthorns,gg6189 a pickaxe and a rope, with an enginegs1863 fastened to a post,n11200 and a bunch of picklocks.

708MasonPrithee, tread softly yet a little further, and we are safe.

709SmithHark, heard ye nothing? Whist!gg853

710CarpenterI never knew thieves so timorousgg2373 as you are. Can we expect a booty without boldness? Besides, have we not shapesgs1864 if we were spied, able to fright better believers than my politicgg5893 lord o’th’ house here?

711MasonHark, prithee!

712CarpenterAll’s sure,gs1865 I warrantgg859 thee.

713SmithI pray it prove so.

714CarpenterPray on, I prithee. Prayers become this coat, like swearing in a surplice.gg6191n11105 Tush, they are all, all the whole house, asleep, and I heard nothing as we passed through it, but usualgg6190 sleepy sounds, puffing and blowing, snorting, farting, and such like. Yes, I cry mercy,gs1866 as we passed by the butler’s chamber, I heard his bed crackle shrewdly,gs1867 and I doubtgs1868 the dairymaid and he were jumbling of a posset together.n11083 Come, now we are safely arrived at the fountain of our hopes, the well of comfort. Smith, lay down your picklocks:n11106 they have done well their office in our passage hither. Mason, advance your pickaxe, whilst the carpenter squaresgs1871 out our new work. Now, for the honour of artificers! Here, here, here is the trap-door,n11104 the mouth of the rich mine, which we’ll make bold to open. And let men of our occupations learn the way that many grow rich by, and nobody knows how they come by their wealth.That is, when they make such concavities as these, for rich men to hide their treasure in, that they make also a privy way for themselves to come and take a share on’t.n11107

715MasonThis covetous lord by this time has laid in an unknown deal of wealth, I warrant you.

716SmithBut we’ll not take away too much at once.

717CarpenterNo, we’ll but piddle:gg6192 we’ll not take abovegs216 a thousand poundsn11136 tonight.   ([CARPENTER] opens [entrance to trap])   So: I’ll go down, and when I shake the rope, then crane me up again. Give me one of the lanthorns.   [CARPENTER, holding dark lantern with one hand and the rope with the other, positions himself to descend into the trap]   So, so, so, let me down handsomely.gs1136 I’ll warrantgg859 you money, the devil and all before day yet.   [CARPENTER drops out of sight.]   

718SmithNay, if we get off clearn11108 but with a thousand pound amongst us, it will serve for drinking money till we come for more.

719MasonThis money will come luckily for a better purpose. I have three bastards at nurse and a fourth in the panniers.n11109 The rope stirs. Pull lustily, this pull for a thousand pound.
(OUTLAW [2] comes up.)

720SmithI fear ’tis lightgs1872gold:gg6195 methinks he does not weigh so heavy as he went down. Comrade, what hast thou brought? What ail’st thou? Canst not speak? I hope thou wert not frighted.

721Outlaw [2]n11110Oh help! Where am I? drawn from one hell into another? Ha!

722MasonCome, leave your fooling! What money have you?

723Outlaw [2]n11110Had I the price of kingdoms, I’d give all butgs29 for one bit of meat; but I have none.

724Smith’Slid,gg576 he would cozengs896 us. How do you look when you lie? Oh me!

725MasonWhat ailest thou?

726SmithThis is not he: it is a ghastlygg6193 spirit.

727Outlaw [2]n11110What? Are you men?

728MasonYes, but we have played the devils till we have got a spirit betwixt us.n11198

729Outlaw [2]n11110If you be men, help me to food, a little food.

730MasonWhat art thou that canst look thus pie-pecked, crow-trod, or sparrow-blasted?n11137 Ha!

731Outlaw [2]n11110Oh, I am pinedgg2188 with hunger!

732MasonHere, staygg6194 thy stomach: there’s a crust I brought to stop the open mouth of the mastiffgg2706 if he had flown at us.

733Carpenter   [shouting from within the trap]   Oh, pull! Pull away!

734SmithThere he is now, I am sure.

735CarpenterI shall be devoured else.

736MasonWhat’s the matter, fellow?

737CarpenterTake his teeth out o’me! I cannot tell you else.
([MASON and SMITH] pull up CARP[ENTER, with] OUTL[AW 3] hanging on him.)

738MasonOh, cannibal! Wilt thou eat a carpenter?

739Outlaw [3]n11111Oh, meat, meat, if you be men!

740MasonNo, we are devils, but here’s another crust for thee whate’ern10361 thou art. We have played the thieves to very good purpose.

741CarpenterHe has gnawed a piece of my flank out with’s teeth and missed very narrowly certain membersgg5618 of more moment:gg6196 they’d have gone down glibn11112 with him. Now, in the Devil’s name, what are ye?

742SmithUntil their crusts be done they cannot tell us.

743MasonCome, I do suspect the subtletygg5072 of this cruel politicgs1032 lord. Would we were well out on’s house. No noise, my masters, and we’ll bring you to meat enough; and then we’ll hear your story, and tell our own. A word more here may cost all our lives.

744SmithTake up your tools and lead the way.

745[Mason]n11139Come, softly, softly then.
Enter MILDRED and EDITH.n11140

746MildredI will away this night.

747MasonPeace, hark.

748EdithBut Madam!

749MildredHad you the only tongue of all persuasion,
        So much I prize my life, and honour more,
        I would not miss this opportunity
        For all that you could say.

750SmithAre not these sprites?gg6197

751CarpenterNo evil ones, I’ll warrant: they are so white.n11113 Hark a little more.

752EdithTo night he’s troubled ’bout Anthynus coming,
        So that he will not think of lust or wantonness.gg281

753MildredThat trouble keeps him waking, and I fear
        Will rather spur him forwards than withhold him.

754SmithThey talk, methinks; but I cannot hear what for shaking.

755CarpenterTake heed thou dost not jingle thy picklocks! ’Slid, they’ll ring up the house like a ’larum bell.

756EdithWell, since you are so resolute, would we
        Were out of the house, sincen11114 if we be taken,
        ’Tis not the price of a million of maidenheads,gs1873
        As the market goes, can save our lives.n11115

757CarpenterGood, I have found what spritesgg6197 they be. They must needs be the wenches that I suspected were in the butler’s chamber, and made the stiff standing bedsteadn11116 that I set up but last week, crack like a wicker chair. Ah rogues! I heard ye.

758Edith   [Noticing the presence of the men]   Oh me! We are undone and taken!

759MasonI’m glad ’tis no worse.

760Carpenter   [To the women]   Peace,gg667 if you have a mind to ’scape out o’th’ house alive!

761MildredCome, Nurse, my fear is over: if they
        Be men, and bring us out o’th’ house,
        They cannot be so dangerous as he I ’scaped.

762CarpenterDid he so put thee to’t, my little bustlepate?n11117 What a stout blade’sn11118 this butler!

763MildredThese are good fellows, Nurse.

764CarpenterYes, faith, and fear you nothing for all our devilish outsides. If we ’scape out o’ the house, you ’scape; and if we fail, our necks are sure to hang by ’t; and so on thereforen11199 once more in the name of darkness.
(Ent[er] OFFA [with] light and dagger.)n11119

765OffaIf my attempt now fail, may my repulse
        Strike lust forever out of countenance.gs1874
        It is decreed she sleeps with me or death.

766Outlaw [2]n11110’Sdeath!gg3647 It is he!

767Outlaw [3]n11111Let us fall togs443 and beat him.

768CarpenterAs you can hope for meat again, or life,
        Look big,n11120 and use no words; and so glide by.
[MASON and SMITH hide MILDRED and EDITH under their devil costumes, and then CARPENTER, MASON, SMITH, MILDRED, EDITH, OUTLAW 2 and OUTLAW 3 all proceed to exit.] n11121

769OffaThe night, the place, her fate, and my desire,
        Do all conspire unto my wish’d advantage.
        And so I come, coygg4360 damosel.gs1875
        Ha! How? Why? Where? Who? Or what can you or I be?
        They are all gone, and I am tottering left
        Upon an earthquake.n11122 Gentle!gs1876 Holla!gg6198 Holla!
        Setgg6199 not too hard, old Ops,n11123 thou’lt shake thy ridern11124
        Through thy chinkygg6201 wrinklesgg6202 into Limbo.n11125
        I shall sink piecemealgg6200 if thou trot so hard.
        So, so, so! Holla, holla, gentle earth!
        Open not here, not near that part of thee
        That has but now disgorged those famished ghosts,
        That with the Furies would have beckoned men11126
        Along to hell with ’em. So, let me down.
        I must not follow yet, but sleep and think upon’t.
        I will come time enoughgg6203 — you need not fear—
        But first creep back to bed, as nothing were.Exit [OFFA].
5.3n11127
Enter OSRIC, ETHELSWIC, [EDELBERT]n11128 [and] ALFRID.

770OsricYou have told me wonders, which have pierced my soul
        With horror and amazement. Yet I must confess,
        In all that I am like to suffer, Heaven is just,
        [Whose]n11129 wrath my wilfulness has pulled upon me.
        Yet pardon, since thou gav’st me that affection
        That wandered with me in this obliquegg6205 course,
        This uncouthn11142 way, with which I have not strayed
        Further than love might lead an humann10309 frailty.

771EthelswicYou do consider well, my Lord, and we
        Beseech you strive to countercheckgg6206 these crosses
        Still with your kingly reason.

772OsricYes, and fall
        Upon our present business. There you find me
        Out of a spacious kingdom of mine own,
        Shut in a narrow prison, whilst the brother
        Of her whose love I came to seek has married
        The Queen I might have had, before I have seen
        His sister. There was a quick expedition!gs633

773EthelswicMy Lord, for that before you left the Court
        In your supposed distraction, the o’er-busyn11143 Lords
        Eaufrid and Theodwald, out of stronggs1893 conceitgg302
        The sight of her would cure you, feigned your letters
        Which fetched the Queen, then banished us the Court,
        Before we could take notice. We had been
        Stronggs1880 traitors elsegs122 to let that match go forwards;
        Nor heard we of it until now the postgg6207
        That brings the news o’th’ King’s and Queen’s approach
        Arrived here in the city.

774OsricAll think him, then, their King still?gs1900

775EthelswicYes, yes, and though he told us who he was,
        The overwise lords imputed that to his madness.

776OsricIt seems he was not so mad but he could take
        The Queen into my bed—

777EthelswicWhere she liked him so well
        That she now brings him home unto her own,
        Still thinking him your person—

778OsricWhilst I lie here for his,n11144
        Accused of parricide; but I will not
        Reveal myself till trial.
Ent[er] MILDRED [and EDITH].n11145

        Now all my sufferings are turned into delightful recreations.gs1881
        Fairest of virgins, welcome! Marvel not
        That at first sight I knew you, when my heart
        Wears the impression of your portraiture;
        And all my intellectual faculties
        Bow to no other object but your beauty.

779MildredO Sir, lay by this highgs1882 dissimulation;gs1883
        For though I find you now are not my brother —

780OsricLo,gg6208 ye! She knows I am not Anthynus!
        Her virtue like the sun will clear the mist
        Of error we were lost in.

781MildredNot Anthynus?
        Yes, the bright sun discovers not a truth
        More evident than that you are Anthynus
        Nor ever shined on man I loved so well,
        Or hoped to marry, since you are not my brother.

782OsricI understand not this.

783MildredIndeed I came
        To tell you so, and could you clear your hand
        Of the foul stain of blood you are accused of,
        Were I sole monarchessgg6209 of all this island,n11147
        I’d kneel to beg a bride’s place in your bed.

784OsricIf I can clear myself?

785MildredNay, mark me further:
        If you clear not yourself, I’ll not outlive you
        To call to mind the man that I so loved
        Butchered his father. Though he were not mine,
        I loved him as a father. Oh, good Heaven,
        How good, how reverend a man was he?

786OsricWeep not, but hear me, or hear me though you weep!
        I am not Anthynus.

787MildredI may say as well
        I do not love you.

788OsricI never had an hand
        In blood of any man.

789MildredProve that, I am yours.

790OsricFetch me a priest.

791EdelbertI saw one i’th’ next room
        Drinking and singing catchesgg4736 with some prisoners.

792EdithWithholdgg6210 your hands! Anthynus now again,
        Fair lady, is your brother.

793MildredWhy did you mock me then?

794EdithTo save you from your brother Offa’s lust:
        I feigned that you were not his sister, that
        In hope to marry you, he might forbear
        His devilish purpose.

795Mildred   [To OSRIC]   Now I am lost for ever,
        In being the daughter of a murdered father,
        And made uncapable ofgg6217 you in marriage.

796OsricYet hear me, and be comforted.

797MildredOh, me!

798EdithHark, my Lord Anthynus!

799OsricI do not know that name.

800EdithGo to, go to! Nor you do not remember
        How I behaved myself upon the eating of spurginggs1885
        Comfitsn11150 that your brother Offa gave me,
        And laid the fault on you! Pray Jove,n11201 I say, this murder
        Be no more his fault than yours.
A shout within. Enter KEEPER.

801OsricHark, the wide world abroad is filled with joy,
        And must we only be shut from it?   [To KEEPER]   Now?n11151

802KeeperMy Lord Anthynus —

803OsricStill must I be Anthynus?

804KeeperYou are called unto your trial.

805OsricWho are my judges?

806KeeperThose that are bribe-free,gg6211 I dare warrant ’em.
        It may perhaps go somewhat the harder with you;
        For nothing but whitegg6212 innocence can quitgs1887 you.
        Pray heaven you have’t about you. Even the King
        And Queen —the Queen and King I should have said,
        For she’s our sovereign,’tis her law must do it —

807OsricWhat King do you mean then?

808KeeperKing Osric: you know nothing.

809OsricYes, I know him as well as he knows himself.

810KeeperTake heed, sir, what you say.

811OsricI fear him not,
        But am as good as he. Now carrygs1888 me for something.

812Mildred   [To OSRIC]   Oh, pray take heed!

813KeeperHow?

814Mildred   [To KEEPER]   Peace, he did not say so.

815Keeper’Slid!gg576 He’s as mad as his brother Offa.

816OsricIs Offa mad?

817KeeperOh, quite besidesgg6213 himself, and talks the strangeliestn11152
        Of his father’s murder, your running away
        And the desire he has to hang his brother here;
        And then he is haunted with spritesgg6197 too, they say.
        You will know all anon.gs1394 Will you go, my Lord?

818OsricYes.   [To MILDRED]   Will you be so kind as to see my trial?

819MildredIndeed I must not leave you.

820Keeper’Tis a kind partgs1889 indeed, and may become
        A sister, like the wife that would not leave
        Her husband till she saw him totter.gg6214
        Set the best foot forward, and the best face
        You can, my Lord, upon the business.[KEEPER, OSRIC, MILDRED, ETHELSWIC,
EDITH, ALFRID and ETHELBERT exit.]
n11133
5.4n11132
Hautboys [sound offstage while a throne is pushed out or revealed.]n11153
Enter THEODWALD and EAUFRID, KELRIC and ELKWIN, THEODRIC, ANTHYNUS and BERTHA.n11154

821Alln11134Long live King Osric and Queen Bertha!

822AnthynusI join with ye in your wishes for the Queen
        And wish well to King Osric as a stranger —

823Alln11134How’s this?

824Anthynus — But will no longer personate him;
        For now be it known to you that I am no Osric,
        But he that warns you call me so no more.

825BerthaWhat means my love?

826AnthynusNay, Madam, ’tis most serious.
[ANTHYNUS confers inaudibly with BERTHA.]


828TheodwaldHe’s madder now than e’ern10384 he was.

829EaufridI am at my wit’s end too. If marriage
        Will not tame him, I know not what to say to’t.

830Anthynus   [Aloud to BERTHA]   I have told you truth; and your fair grace can witness
        How violently I was thrown upon the fortune,
        I thank those providentgs1877 Lords, against my vow.

831BerthaI take it as the providencegs1878 of Heaven;
        And from the son of that most injured father,
        Whom now in my joy’s strength I could shed tears for.
        I yield you are my head, and I your handmaid.
[Gesturing for ANTHYNUS to sit enthroned, BERTHA kneels before him; and then he lifts her to her feet.]n11135

832EaufridSo, so, a few nights’ trial has got her liking
        Forever fast enough. What notable old cockscombsgs1890
        Have we been made — nay, made ourselves — indeed!

833AnthynusNow further know, my Lords, I am Anthynus,
        The son of that old honest lord, ’gainst whom
        Your sulphurous malice kindled the Queen’s anger.n11155

834Elkwin   [Aside TO KELRIC]    Who’ll have an head now for an halfpenny?n11156

835KelricAnd for t’other two tokens, mine into the bargain.n11156
Enter KEEPER, with OSRIC, [MILDRED],n11203 ETHELSWIC, EDITH, ALFRID, [EDELBERT],n11128 GUARD.

836KeeperMake way there for the prisoner!

837EaufridSee King Osric!

838TheodwaldAye, this is our King indeed.

839Theodric   [To OSRIC]   Oh, let me wash your feet, sir with my tears!

840OsricThy trespass is thine honour, my Theodric,
        And   [To THEODWALD and EAUFRID]   I must thank your care, my Lords, as it deserves,
        Your overreaching care to give my dignity,
        As much as in you lay, unto another,
        And for your letters counterfeit in my name,
        By which the Queen is mocked into a marriage

841Theodwald   [To EAUFRID]   That was your policy, your wit, my Lord.

842EaufridA shame on’t! Would I were hanged, that I
        Might hear no more on’t.

843BerthaFair sir, the Queen is pleased, and hopes you are
        In her that’s so much fairer in your thoughts.

844AnthynusMy sister Mildred!

845OsricYes, my noble brother!
        She stands in fortune equal with yourself,
        In being mine.

846AnthynusBut not, great sir, until
        You are acquitted of my father’s murder.

847OsricI am clear of that, as I am not Anthynus.
        Anthynus is accused, not Osric, sir.
        Your father is requirèd at your hands.
OFFA, bound in a chair, [is carried onstage by ARNOLD and SERVANT]n11202


849ArnoldBut his accuser reads another lesson
        Now, Madam.

850OffaWhither do you hurry me?
        If I must answer’t, give me yet some time
        To make provision of befitting presents,
        To supply the hard hands of my stern judges,
        Into a tender feeling of my cause:
        I know what Æacus loves, what Minos likes,
        And what will make grave Rhadamanthus run.n11130

851AnthynusHe is distracted.gg2573

852ArnoldYes, and speaks heinousgs448 things
        Against himself, both of my Lord’s murder
        And an intended rape against his sister.

853AnthynusIncestuous monster!

854OffaHark, how the devil lies:
        I have no sister.

855EdithHow he’s possessed
        Of that strange error! I must satisfy you:
        That was merely feigned by me to save her honour
        From his outrageousgg750 lust.

856Arnold   [Looking offstage]   But here comes that
        Clears all at once. Welcome, my honoured Lords!
(Enter SEGEBERT [still carrying Offa's sword], [HERMIT, HERMIT'S SERVANT,] JEFFREY, OUTLAW [1])n11157

857JeffreyA boon, a boon, my gracious liege.

858ArnoldHold your peace, Fool!

859SegebertMy son Anthynus living?

860OsricYou are my father in your daughter’s right

861SegebertMy blessing on my girl!

862OsricBut see Anthynus at a greater height.

863AnthynusMy father!

864BerthaAnd my father!   [To SEGEBERT]   Noble sir,
        Your pardon, and for ever welcome.

865SegebertIf this were real now, and not a dream!

866JeffreyCome, leave your fooling, hear a wise man speak:
           [To ANTHYNUS]   Great King, according unto thy behest
        With knights adventurers I went in quest,
        Through the woods and forests wild,
        To scour the dens of outlaws vild;gg6215
        Whence   [Presenting SEGEBERT and the HERMIT]   these old men,   [Presenting the HERMIT'S SERVANT]   this knave, I bring
        Together with   [Presenting OUTLAW 1]   this starveling,n11158
        Whom I present not dead, but quickgg2270
        Unto thy grace, King Osric.

867ArnoldLook this way, Fool: this is King Osric, man.n11205

868JeffreyWhose fool am I then?

869OsricMine.

870MildredAnd mine.


872BerthaAnd mine.

873JeffreyWhoop, hold a little! Best let me be
        Everybody’s fool round about the house;
        But amongst you all, let me not lose reward.
        I must not fool for nought: the times are hard.

874OsricStill the fool’s covetous.

875BerthaI owe thee a just reward, for I proclaimed
        To him that brought this man alive or dead
        A thousand crowns;n11160 but since thou art so fortunate
        To bring him home alive and well recovered
        Out of such danger—

876JeffreyI shall have nothing, shall I?

877BerthaI’ll double thy reward, give thee two thousand crowns.

878JeffreyIt is enough in conscience. Who bids more?
        For till you are out-bidden, I’ll be your fool;
           [To THEODRIC]   But can you tell whose favouritegs1901 you are, then?

879Theodric   [Indicating OSRIC]   Where I was first, I’ll ever wish to be.

880OsricAnd I’ll be thine, Theodric, for thou in this
        Hast above favour shewn me unto bliss.

881SegebertI have performed Your Majesty’s command,
        Though not in sending, yet in bringing home
        My banished friend, Lord Alberto, the preserver
        Of my now happy life.

882BerthaIt shall be to his honour: welcome, Alberto!

883Outlaw 1Oh, what an heavenly smell of meat is here!

884Segebert   [To OFFA]   All the unhappiness I now can see
        Is but an argument of tears for thee,
        In whom I’m justly punished.

885AnthynusTake him hence
        From my grieved father’s sight.

886SegebertAnd pray let care
        Be had for his recovery. His senses may
        Bring a new soul into him, for which I pray.

887OffaWhat, am I freed?

888ArnoldYes, yes, my Lord, all’s well.

889OffaI knew my bribes would do it.

890JeffreyI’ll off with him, for ’tis unknown to you
        What good a fool may on a madman do. [ARNOLD and SERVANT exit, carrying OFFA
in his chair and accompanied by JEFFREY.]
n11159

891SegebertThis sword was evidence enough against him;
        But here’s one of the outlaws that confessed it,
        For whom, since he is penitent, I beg pardon.

892MildredThe other two his fellows are both extant,gg6216
        For whom, together with three thievish workmen
        That were stronggs1896 instruments in my delivery,gs1892
        Let me beg mercy.

893AnthynusI have heard of them
        That robbed my brother’s jewel-house.gg6204 ’Tis a day of grace,
        And we are taught by Heaven’s abundant mercy
        Shewn upon us beyond our expectation,
        To imitate that goodness.

894BerthaI forgive
        All on my part.

895OsricI pardon all on mine.

896BerthaAnd now, right royal Sir, let me entreat
        For former love, to make our last complete,
        You will be pleased a month with us to stay
        In triumphsgg2329 to commemorate this day.

897OsricNext to my sum of happiness, my bride,
        I should have sought that honour, royal sister.

898AnthynusThus through tempestuous sighs and showers of tears
        Joy at the last more cheerfully appears.[THEODWALD, EAUFRID, KELRIC, ELKWIN, THEODRIC, ANTHYNUS, BERTHA, KEEPER, OSRIC, MILDRED, ETHELSWIC, EDITH, ALFRID, EDELBERT, SEGEBERT, HERMIT, HERMIT'S SERVANT and OUTLAW 1 exit.]n11283

RIC[HARD] BROME.

Deus dedit his quoque Finem.n11131

F I N I S.n11282

Edited by Marion O'Connor



n11204   5.1 After the problem-solving rush of the previous scene, the fifth and final act slows pace as it sorts out the many remaining entanglements in the plot. Its first scene opens abruptly enough as OFFA, in violation of his previous promise to restrain his incestuous desires for three days, makes another attempt on his sister’s virtue. Just in time to save MILDRED from dishonour and/or death, EDITH enters to report the return from death of Anthynus – that is, Osric, unrecognised in his own royal person: like the Northumbrians, the West Saxons mistake the one man for the other. The women depart, giving Offa space for a brief soliloquy of devious and dastardly speculation. OSRIC enters, accompanied by his courtier ALFRID and a quintet of Offa’s household retainers, one of whom enters separately from the other four. Mistaking his royal guest for his own virtuous brother, Offa accuses him of murdering their father and orders the servants to attack. However, ARNOLD, the servant who has been distinguished from the others, refuses to shortcircuit due process of law, whereupon the new arrivals are escorted off to prison, there to await trial. Winding up the scene with another short soliloquy, Offa evinces satisfaction over the latest turn of events and concludes in a silly couplet. The second scene introduces three new characters: a CARPENTER, a MASON and a SMITH break into the subterranean chamber which they have built in Offa’s house. Brome builds in repeated reminders that the scene is dark; and, for reasons which he barely bothers to explain within the dramatic fiction, the trio are disguised as devils. Expecting to find treasure below the trap-door, the burglars instead bring up the two OUTLAWS whom Offa imprisoned there to starve to death. The darkness of the scene, the disguise of the burglars and the hunger of the prisoners occasion confusions. Intruders and prisoners resolve to depart the house together, but their departure is interrupted by the entrance of MILDRED, now pursued by EDITH, whom she persuades to accompany her in flight from Offa’s house and incestuous advances. Identities are again mistaken; and resolutions to escape are again made but then qualified by yet another entrance: this time it is made by OFFA, now losing his wits in wickedness and not seeing very well in the darkness. As the other seven characters slip by and exit ensemble, Offa remains to wind up the scene with another soliloquy, in which he determines merely to return to bed. The third scene returns to OSRIC, imprisoned with his travelling companion ALFRID, but now visited by ETHELSWIC and EDELBERT, who explain the displacement of his royal Northumbrian person by his aristocratic West Saxon double Anthynus. MILDRED arrives (with EDITH) to visit the prisoner. Thinking Osric to be Anthynus but also thinking Anthynus not to be her brother in blood, she has come to declare her love and to propose marriage, provided that he can prove that he has not committed parricide. He, recognising her as the subject of the portrait with which he became obsessed early in the play, replies in amorous kind. Within a dozen speeches (one of them indicating the presence of a priest in the next room), another wedding is about to take place, but Edith intervenes to say that Anthynus and Mildred are indeed siblings. The prison KEEPER enters to report that Queen Bertha has returned with her new husband, that Offa has gone mad, and that the prisoner is summoned to trial, for which all set off. The fourth scene, the last in the play, begins as the very first scene did, with BERTHA making a regal entry, to the sound of hautboys and in company with courtiers. This time, however, only two of the four courtiers are hers (KELRIC and ELKWIN): the other courtiers who enter with her are Northumbrian Lords (THEODWALD, EAUFRID, THEODRIC). This time, morever, Bertha is accompanied by a consort – who only appears to be the King of Northumbria. When ANTHYNUS reveals his true identity, Bertha defers to him as her husband. The KEEPER and a GUARD lead in the group who were last seen leaving prison, whereupon the Northumbrian courtiers all recognise OSRIC as their king. OFFA, bound in a chair, is carried on by ARNOLD and a SERVANT to rant about judicial corruption and to be reported to have accused himself of both the murder of Segebert and also the attempted rape of Mildred. Offa’s guilt in parricidal attempt – albeit not achievement – is confirmed by the entry of SEGEBERT with the HERMIT, the HERMIT’s SERVANT, OUTLAW 1, and JEFFREY: the Fool has found the others in the wilderness. (The identification of the Hermit as the exiled Alberto is despatched in two brief speeches.) Having delivered them to the court and discussed his reward with the Queen, Jeffrey departs with Offa and the madman’s two attendants. General pardon is granted to Outlaw 1 and his absent partners in crime. Queen Bertha proposes a month of hospitality and wedding festivity; King Osric accepts the invitation and implies a reciprocation; Anthynus gets the last word, which could stand as a summary description of tragicomic effect; and at least eighteen figures make the final exit. [go to text]

gg6181   peevish perverse, obstinate; coy (OED adj. 1) [go to text]

gg201   favour goodwill, kindness; partiality, approval, encouragement [go to text]

gs378   present immediate, current [go to text]

gg6182   backs mounts, rides on (OED back v, 10a) [go to text]

gg2870   precise puritanical (from being scrupulous in religious observance) [go to text]

gg6183   Formality. propriety; conformity to established rule (OED 6) [go to text]

gs922   late recently [go to text]

n11078   with a mischief? The prepositional phrase is a hostile expletive (OED mischief n, 2b): "damn it" or "damn you" would be equivalent. The contrast with Edith's proclamation of a `miracle' would be noticeable in performance. [go to text]

n11138   survived from death again! That is, come back from death, returned from the dead. Edith uses the word `again' in its now-obsolete sense (OED adv, 1a) as `in the opposite direction; back'. [go to text]

gg6219   Up to the hilts to the furthest degree possible (OED hilt n, 3) [go to text]

n11076   MILDRED [and] EDITH ex[it]. ]Ex. Mildred.Ex.Edith. 1657 Quarto places this stage direction three lines earlier, to the right of the last (half-)line in Edith's speech. [go to text]

gg6184   mistrust suspect (OED v. 4a) [go to text]

gs1858   faced me down impudently maintained (OED face v, 3a); lied to my teeth [go to text]

gs1860   tricks, stratagems, crafty or fraudulent devices (OED trick n, 1a) [go to text]

gs1879   action fight (OED n. 11a), attack [go to text]

gg6185   Shallow, superficial (OED a1, 6a) [go to text]

gs1125   fit match, meet (with the additional sense of doing so "fittingly", "aptly") [go to text]

n11077   OSRIC [dressed as a pilgrim], ALFRID and four SERVANTS enter [through one stage doorway, and] ARNOLD [enters through the other stage doorway]. ] Enter Osriick, Alfride, four Servants, at the other door Arnold. 1657 Quarto places this entrance half a line later -- after Osric's reaction to it. [go to text]

n10402   howe’er ] how e're [go to text]

gg6186   clearer more absolute (OED clear a, 17) [go to text]

gs1861   Perfidious treacherous [go to text]

gg1563   parricide, father-murderer [go to text]

gg6187   surprise sudden attack (OED v. 1) [go to text]

n11079   ’ll bear you out in’t. Urging his attendants to fall upon the visitor whom he thinks to be Anthynus, Offa promises to support the attack (OED bear v, 12a). The audience may recall Offa's blustering cowardice in combat with the true Anthynus in [QE 2.3.speech283], where he also had numerical advantage. [go to text]

gs712   Forbear cease, refrain (from) [go to text]

gs1862   outrage. violent behaviour; insolence (OED n. 1a) [go to text]

gg885   leave permission [go to text]

gs524   forbear, stop (this behaviour), desist [go to text]

gg6188   censured condemned (OED censure v, 5) [go to text]

gs1848   yet nevertheless [go to text]

n11081   [ARNOLD exits with OSRIC and ALFRID, guarded by SERVANTS.] ] Exeunt. [They go out.] Wood: Exeunt all except Offa. [go to text]

n11103   5.2 Video Giving no indication of scene divisions for Act 5 after the initial `Act. V.Scen.I.', 1657 Quarto does not mark a scene break here, nor does Wood add one. However, Offa's exit has completely depopulated the stage; and the time now changes (from day to night), while the venue shifts (from somewhere in Offa's household to somewhere else, probably belowstairs, there). The workshop session for this scene on 28 June 2007 culminated in a rough-costumed run-through. After only an hour's work with the actors and even on an inappropriate stage, this run-through demonstrated the comic structure and force of the scene so persuasively that the entirety of it has been incorporated into this edition The video material which is used with reference to particular points in the scene was recorded, without costumes, earlier in the same session. [go to text]

n11082   [who are costumed as] devils ]in devils habits. 1657 Quarto's phrase implies the existence, not just of an established iconography for devils, but of recognisable costumes for actors playing them. Precisely where these thieving workmen may be supposed to have procured their outfits is not indicated, but this consideration is quite minor alongside other implausibilities in this scene. Such a costume appears to be represented on the illustrated title page of Thomas Middleton and William Rowley's masque The World Tossed at Tennis. Performed by the Prince Charles' (I) Men early in the 1620s, this masque was played by Beeston's Boys at the Cockpit/Phoenix in 1639. [On this point of costume, see R.A.Foakes, Illustrations of the English Stage 1580-1642 (London: Scolar Press, 1985), 120-1.] The workmen's devil costumes in The Queen's Exchange, however, must incorporate cloaks (or loose coats) for their concealment of Mildred and Edith later in the scene [QE 5.2.speech751]; and the masque image shows nothing of the sort. [go to text]

n11141   [and bring with them] ] with [go to text]

gg6189   dark-lanthorns, lanterns with slides or other arrangements by which light can be concealed (OED dark-lantern) [go to text]

gs1863   engine mechanical contrivance (OED 4) [go to text]

n11200   fastened to a post, In an article on `Descent Machinery in the Playhouses’, John Astington cites this scene as evidence `that a man could be lowered and lifted by a fairly simple portable device’ and speculates that Brome `perhaps took his idea from contemporary burglars’ techniques’. One device which Astington considers is `a crane arm (the “Post” ) and attached windlass’: this is rejected as `fairly awkward for two men to manage’. Astington thinks it `more likely that the “Engine” and “Rope” are blocks and tackle, and that the “Post ” is some kind of frame from which the tackle could be made to hang’ (Medieval & Renaissance Drama in England, 2 [1986], 123-4). Either device, however, would have to be capable of sustaining the weight of two men and would be cumbersome for the actors to carry as a personal prop. The syntax of the stage direction invites the hypothesis that the device awaits them onstage: `Enter Carpenter, Mason, Smith in Divels habits; two Lanthorns, a Pickaxe and a rope, with an Engine fastned to a post, and a bunch of picklocks.’ The prepositional phrase `with an Engine fastned to a post’ could function merely as an explanation of the rope which is part of their portable equipment. In their Dictionary of Stage Directions in English Drama 1580-1642 Alan Dessen and Leslie Thomson take this post to be `one of the stage posts or pillars supporting the heavens'. If that is what it is, however, then it is a late instance: this phrase from The Queen's Exchange is the next to latest example they give, William Rider's The Twins being the only other play from the 1630s to be cited for this sense. The presence of stage pillars in any of the theatres for which Brome is likely to have written The Queen's Exchange is far from certain, however, and it may be that in this instance the term designates some other architectural feature. (The frontispiece to Francis Kirkman’s The Wits appears to show a performance underway on a stage, which may be that of the Red Bull Theatre: the gallery above the stage in this image is divided by posts, two on either side.) The post might even have been a piece of stage furniture. (A woodcut on the title-page of the 1620 quarto imprint of Swetnam the Woman-hater Arraigned by Women, performed at the Red Bull, shows the trial scene in Act 4 of the play. The foreground of the image is dominated by an elaborately turned post, six to six and a half feet high, which forms part of the improvised bar at which Swetnam is arraigned. It also sees service as a tree.) On the other hand, the syntax of the stage direction also permits the hypothesis that the burglars do indeed carry on all their burgling gear: the latter half of the Carpenter’s long speech ([QE 5.2.speech 714]) would give them just about enough time to set up their engine, and his next speech ([QE 5.2.speech717]) could cue some quick testing of its safety. This hypothesis raises the problem of whether or not the burglars would dismantle the mechanism and carry it away when they exit: as two of them will each be concealing another actor under his costume, and trying to walk in tandem with that companion, their getting the engine offstage looks unlikely. However, if the thing were to remain onstage (a possibility on either hypothesis), then it might well be put to further use by the actor of Offa during his comically crazed soliloquy ([QE 5.2.speech769]) at the end of this scene. [go to text]

gg853   Whist! hush, keep silent (OED int, 1) [go to text]

gg2373   timorous fearful [go to text]

gs1864   shapes costumes [go to text]

gg5893   politic cunning, scheming [go to text]

gs1865   sure, safe, secure [go to text]

gg859   warrant assure, promise [go to text]

n11105   Prayers become this coat, like swearing in a surplice. The speaker and his companions are wearing devil outfits, so the analogy is ironic: praying when one is costumed as a devil is as indecorous as swearing when one is dressed for church services. [go to text]

gg6191   surplice. loose, wide-sleeved vestment of white linen worn by clerics, choristers, and others taking part in church services (OED) [go to text]

gg6190   usual ordinary (OED adj. 3a) [go to text]

gs1866   cry mercy, beg pardon (sarcastically) [go to text]

gs1867   shrewdly, sharply, harshly (OED adv. 3) [go to text]

gs1868   doubt suspect (OED v. 6b) [go to text]

n11083   the dairymaid and he were jumbling of a posset together. The literal statement is that the couple were shaking up a warm beverage incorporating milk, alcohol, sweetener and flavouings -- a kind of syllabub or eggnog. The figurative sense is of course that they were engaged in vigorous sexual copulation. The image is multiply appropriate: the dairymaid has an occupational association with milk products; the transferred sense of the verb `to jostle' as `to fuck' goes back to at least the early 15th century; and possets were variously associated with bedtime -- as soporifics, as aphrodisiacs, and as post-partum restoratives. [go to text]

n11106   picklocks: Video Picklocks are instruments for picking locks (OED): a ring of them is the only part of this team's burgling gear which is potentially noisy. When this possibility emerged in the workshop session on this scene, it was seen to serve both characterisation of the Smith and comic business: this soft-hearted coward, unable to to control his fearful trembling, persisted in noisily shaking his picklocks. See clip [go to text]

gs1871   squares marks out in rectangular form (OED square v, 1c and 1d) [go to text]

n11104   here is the trap-door, As for the first scene in the preceding act [QE 4.1.speech532], a functional trap is required for this scene. [go to text]

n11107   That is, when they make such concavities as these, for rich men to hide their treasure in, that they make also a privy way for themselves to come and take a share on’t. The carpenter claims that it is common practice for builders to moonlight as burglars: returning to their own work as insider raiders, they secure access to subterranean treasuries via hidden routes which they have incorporated in these constructions. [go to text]

gg6192   piddle: nibble; mess about (OED v. 1c and 1a) [go to text]

gs216   above more than [go to text]

n11136   a thousand pounds Wood points out that the Carpenter's estimate is `an anachronistic reference to Caroline currency'. According to the National Archives' online currency converter, £1000 in 1630 would now (17 August 2009) be worth £89,160. [go to text]

gs1136   handsomely. carefully, gently (OED 3b) [go to text]

gg859   warrant assure, promise [go to text]

n11108   we get off clear escape clean away [go to text]

n11109   I have three bastards at nurse and a fourth in the panniers. The speaker has fathered four illegitimate children by as many different women: three are young enough that they are still being breastfed, and a fourth is as yet in utero. Panniers being baskets or other containers used for transporting food or other commodities, the Mason's phrase is the equivalent of `a bun in the oven'. Middleton had embodied the joke in A Chaste Maid in Cheapside (performed [1612], printed 1630): a character identified only as `Wench' disposes of a unwanted infant by hiding it under a leg of mutton in a basket which she gets other characters to take from her. [go to text]

gs1872   light below standard weight (OED adj. 1b) -- and thus probably counterfeit or clipped coinage [go to text]

gg6195   gold: coin(s) made of gold; large sums of money (OED gold 1, 2a) [go to text]

n11110   Outlaw [2] ]1.Outl. (Wood: Second Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

n11110   Outlaw [2] ]1.Outl. (Wood: Second Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

gs29   but only [go to text]

gg576   ’Slid, a common seventeenth-century oath derived from an abbreviation of ‘God’s eyelid’ and the idea of the deity’s all-seeing eye [go to text]

gs896   cozen cheat, defraud [go to text]

gg6193   ghastly pale, death-like, wan; terrible (OED adj. 2 and 1a) [go to text]

n11110   Outlaw [2] ]1.Outl. (Wood: Second Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

n11198   Yes, but we have played the devils till we have got a spirit betwixt us. The Mason's speech is a metatheatrical reference to the story of an extra devil appearing among the actors during a performance of Dr.Faustus. The incident was supposed to have happened decades earlier, before Richard Brome's birth, even before Christopher Marlowe's death. However, William Prynne had invoked it as late as 1633 in his Histrio-Mastix, an attack on the stage with which Brome was evidently familiar. For the relevant passage from Prynne, see G.Wickham, H.Berry and W.Ingram, eds., English Professional Theatre, 1530-1660 (Cambridge University Press, 2000), 303. [go to text]

n11110   Outlaw [2] ]1.Outl. (Wood: Second Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

n11137   pie-pecked, crow-trod, or sparrow-blasted? The emaciated appearance of Outlaw 2 suggests to the Mason that the man has been attacked by birds (magpies, crows and sparrows) in unsuccessful competition for food. [go to text]

n11110   Outlaw [2] ]1.Outl. (Wood: Second Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

gg2188   pined wasted/exhausted by suffering (OED a) [go to text]

gg6194   stay sustain (OED v2. 1) [go to text]

gg2706   mastiff ‘a breed of large, powerful dog with a broad head, drooping ears, and pendulous lips, used as a guard dog and for fighting’ (OED n. 1a) [go to text]

n11111   Outlaw [3] ]2.Outl. (Wood: Third Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

n10361   whate’er ] what e're [go to text]

gg5618   members parts of the body; sexual organs [go to text]

gg6196   moment: importance (OED n. 5) [go to text]

n11112   gone down glib Video The Carpenter puns on different senses of `glib' -- as an adverb meaning `easily' or `smoothly' and as a verb meaning `castrate'. The threat to the Carpenter's genitals was visible in the 29 June 2007 workshop session on this scene . [go to text]

gg5072   subtlety craftiness, cunning [go to text]

gs1032   politic cunning, scheming, crafty [go to text]

n11139   [Mason] ] Smith 1657 Quarto brackets the entrance of Edith and Mildred with speeches by the Smith. This second speech better befits the Mason, whose minimal characterisation includes a concern, voiced even from his first utterance, about noise levels: see [QE 5.2.speech708], [QE 5.2.speech743]and [QE 5.2.speech747]. [go to text]

n11140   Enter MILDRED and EDITH. 1657 Quarto presents this stage direction a line earlier, between [QE 5.2.speech744] and [QE5.2.speech745]. [go to text]

gg6197   sprites? disembodied spirits, ghosts; supernatural beings, fairies (OED spright n1, 2) [go to text]

n11113   No evil ones, I’ll warrant: they are so white. Although it may be a comment on their feminine complexions, the line suggests that Mildred and Edith are costumed in linen shifts. [go to text]

gg281   wantonness. lasciviousness [go to text]

n11114   since ] once 1657 Quarto reading makes no sense, and this emendation assumes a plausible misreading of manuscript letter formation. [go to text]

gs1873   maidenheads, female virginities [go to text]

n11115   Well, since you are so resolute, would we Were out of the house, since if we be taken, ’Tis not the price of a million of maidenheads, As the market goes, can save our lives. 1657 Quarto presents this speech as verse, but breaks the lines after: of the; price of; save. Wood prefers prose. [go to text]

gg6197   sprites disembodied spirits, ghosts; supernatural beings, fairies (OED spright n1, 2) [go to text]

n11116   stiff standing bedstead A standing bedstead is a term, now obsolete, for a high bedstead, as distinguished from a truckle-bed (OED standing ppl a, 5b). The word `stiff' functions as an adverb in this phrase, where it generates an obvious innuendo on the participial adjective `standing' as `erected' (penis). [go to text]

gg667   Peace, (int.) be quiet; keep calm [go to text]

n11117   bustlepate? This appears to be a `hapax legomenon' -- a word of which only one instance is recorded. This is the only instance given by the OED, where it is tentatively defined as `?a bustling person'. It appears to be a nonce coinage by the Carpenter. [go to text]

n11118   stout blade’s That is, `energetic fellow', with a figurative innuendo as `strong penis': either way, the Carpenter is teasing the women about the sexual prowess of the butler from whose bed he thinks them to have come. [go to text]

n11199   therefore ] there afore (Emendation follows Wood) OED lists `afore' as a variant of `fore' or `for' in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. [go to text]

n11119   (Ent[er] OFFA [with] light and dagger.) (Ent.Offa, light and Dagger.)1657 Quarto presents this stage direction two lines later, in the middle of Offa's first speech. The relocation, which follows Wood, is for the benefit of readers. It is possible, however, that Offa starts speaking offstage and becomes visible as he utters the threat which is his third line. The dagger that the stage direction puts in his hand would be appropriately ominous, and the light that the direction also requires him to carry would sustain the indication of darkness onstage. From the beginning of this scene, darkness has been signalled by the dark lanterns that are specified for the burglars at their entry: see the stage direction after [QE 5.2.speech707]. No particular kind of light being indicated for Offa, a candle seems probable, but a torch is also possible. [go to text]

gs1874   out of countenance. into shamed confusion [go to text]

n11110   Outlaw [2] ]1.Outl. (Wood: Second Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

gg3647   ’Sdeath! mild oath, meaning by God's death [go to text]

n11111   Outlaw [3] ]2.Outl. (Wood: Third Outlaw) Of the three Outlaws in Offa's employ during 2.2, the first was rescued by the Hermit and his Servant at the end of that scene. His companions, who said nothing in 2.2, are labelled 1 and 2 by 1657 Quarto when they speak in 4.1 and 5.2: they have been renumbered 2 and 3. [go to text]

gs443   fall to set to work, make a start [go to text]

n11120   Look big, Video Outlaw 2 having just proposed to throw himself upon Offa in revenge, the Carpenter here calls for quiet and tells the Outlaws to express their aggression only in their manner of looking at Offa as they slide noiselessly by him. In the 29 June 2007 workshop session on this scene, discussion of the blocking of this exit threw up the suggestion that the Carpenter's command can also refer to the appearance of the burglars who hide the women under their devil costumes . Such doubletalk is characteristic of the Carpenter's speech: see [NOTE n11112]. [go to text]

n11121   [MASON and SMITH hide MILDRED and EDITH under their devil costumes, and then CARPENTER, MASON, SMITH, MILDRED, EDITH, OUTLAW 2 and OUTLAW 3 all proceed to exit.] Video ] (Hide the women under their habits, and so Exeunt all but Offa.) (Wood: The women hide under their habits; exeunt all the others except Offa.) 1657 Quarto presents this stage direction later, three lines into Offa's speech (see after [QE 5.2.line3601]), and Wood does not move it. The reasons for resituating the direction are that (i) it is cued by the immediately preceding speech by the Carpenter, and (ii) the fourth line of Offa's speech suggests that the others are gone or going. The stage direction calls for business, and the exit requires seven people to depart: this will all take time, the more so when silence must be ostentatiously, and doubtless unsuccessfully, attempted. The 29 June 2007 workshop session on this scene relished the counterpointing of that exit with the first four lines of Offa's speech . [go to text]

gg4360   coy shy, disdainful [go to text]

gs1875   damosel. alternative form of `damsel', here used as a mock-respectful term of address to a young, unmarried woman [go to text]

n11122   I am tottering left Upon an earthquake. Offa's speech evinces problems with walking, and in performance these would be visually explained. The minimal explanation is that he is stumbling around in the dark, a circumstance of which the lantern in his hand will be a reminder. He may collide with the winch which the burglars have used and may not have removed. He may step upon an imperfectly fastened trapdoor. Wood suggests that Offa is `possibly showing the effects of drinking or derangement'. The latter condition is likely: at his next appearance Offa will be under physical restraint as a lunatic, and his speech at this point is none too sane. Drunkenness, however, is virtually the only vice which the play does not elsewhere impute to this absurdly overstated villain. [go to text]

gs1876   Gentle! (adverbial use) gently, slowly, softly [go to text]

gg6198   Holla! Stop! Cease! (OED int, 1) [go to text]

n11124   Set not too hard, old Ops, thou’lt shake thy rider Offa speaks as if he were uncertainly seated on a frisky horse: Wood suggests that he is `perhaps playing the part of the gallant knight on horseback to Mildred's "damsel"'. The joke may be that the actor is simply sitting on the ground, or he may have more or less mounted the mechanism which the burglars have used for descent into his treasure-chamber. (See [NOTE n11200].) The latter possibility would position Offa near the trapdoor through which he explicitly fears falling. [go to text]

gg6199   Set start off, begin to move (OED v1. 106) [go to text]

n11123   Ops, An ancient Roman divinity, Ops personified the riches -- mineral as well as vegetable -- of the earth. [go to text]

gg6201   chinky full of fissures or cracks [go to text]

gg6202   wrinkles ridges (OED wrinkle n1, 2b and 2c) [go to text]

n11125   Limbo. Limbo was the posthumous destination of good people (such as virtuous adults who died before the Christian era and innocent infants who died unbaptised thereafter) who missed heaven through bad timing rather than any individual fault of their own. Offa being anything but good, he is using the term in two of its extended senses: insofar as he is insanely addressing a pagan deity, Ops, it signifies Hades (OED 1c); and insofar as he is guiltily remembering the subterranean chamber to which he had consigned the outlaws, it signifies an unfavourable place of neglect or oblivion (OED 2b). [go to text]

gg6200   piecemeal in separate pieces [go to text]

n11126   That has but now disgorged those famished ghosts, That with the Furies would have beckoned me Offa's lines certainly indicate that he has glimpsed Outlaws 1 and 2, whom he believes to have died of starvation in their subterranean trap and whom he has therefore seen as ghosts. The lines also strongly suggest that he has caught sight too of the Outlaws’ companions in flight through the dark and that he has construed the three burglars in their devil costumes as the Furies, avenging spirits who in classical Greek mythology paid special attention to bloodcrimes within families. [go to text]

gg6203   time enough soon enough, in good time (OED time n, 36) [go to text]

n11127   5.3 Giving no indication of scene divisions for Act 5 after the initial `Act. V.Scen.I.', 1657 Quarto does not mark a scene break here, nor does Wood add one. Offa's exit, however, has completely depopulated the stage. The fictional place has moved to a prison, which may or may not be within Offa's household but is certainly not where the burglars broke in in the previous scene. The figures who proceed to enter include Osric: last seen being escorted off to prison [QE 5.1.speech707], he now complains of being in prison [QE 5.3.speech772]; and mention will be made of an adjacent room in which a priest is singing catches with prisoners [QE 5.3.speech791]. And as there are no indications of darkness, the fictional time has also moved on. [go to text]

n11128   [EDELBERT] ] EDELRED (Emendation follows Wood) [go to text]

n11129   [Whose] ]Whilst (Emendation posits an easy misreading of manuscript letter formation.) [go to text]

gg6205   oblique aberrant (OED adj. 3c) [go to text]

n11142   uncouth ] unquoth (Emendation follows Wood's note.) OED does not recognise 1657 Quarto spelling: the sense here is `unfamiliar, unaccustomed, strange' (OED a, 2). [go to text]

n10309   human ] humane (according to the OED, a possible spelling from the 15th century to the 18th century) [go to text]

gg6206   countercheck check or arrest by counteraction (OED v. 2) [go to text]

gs633   expedition! haste in getting business settled [go to text]

n11143   o’er-busy ore-busie [go to text]

gs1893   strong firmly convinced (OED adj. 13j) [go to text]

gg302   conceit notion [go to text]

gs1880   Strong flagrantly guilty (OED adj. 11e) [go to text]

gs122   else otherwise [go to text]

gg6207   post courier; messenger (OED n3. 2a and 2b) [go to text]

gs1900   still? now as formerly (OED adv. 4) [go to text]

n11144   his, that is, his (Anthynus') person [go to text]

n11145   Ent[er] MILDRED [and EDITH]. Mildred's arrival is left unexplained. Wood, who does not divide this scene from its predecessor, amplifies 1657 Quarto with `Mildred comes out from hiding' here within Osric's speech ([QE 5.3.speech778]) and then provides an identical direction for Edith after [QE 5.3.speech792]. However, (1)there is nothing in the dialogue to indicate that, let alone where, either lady may have been hiding since their escape together from Offa's clutches; and (2) there is also nothing to indicate that they have parted from each other's company since then. Edith has to observe the amorous exchange between Mildred and Anthynus: she interrupts them when a marriage begins to appear imminent ([QE 5.3.speech791]). [go to text]

gs1881   recreations. pleasures, entertainments, comforts [go to text]

gs1882   high grave, serious (OED adj. 6b) [go to text]

gs1883   dissimulation; dissembling; feigning [go to text]

gg6208   Lo, look, see, behold (OED int1, 1b) [go to text]

n11147   Were I sole monarchess of all this island, Anglo-Saxon England was divided into different kingdoms. Their number contracted, from seven to two, by fits and starts across half a millennium, in which The Queen’s Exchange is not at all precisely located. (The fact that the play mentions only the kingdoms of the Northumbrians and the West Saxons is no help: these two were the longest-lived.) The system did not, however, extend to the entire island. Even as it contradicts dramatic fact, then, Mildred's hypothesis exceeds historical fact: she is not queen, and reign over all the island was beyond the reach of any Anglo-Saxon monarch. At the same time, of course, she speaks to the situation of Stuart kings. [go to text]

gg6209   monarchess female ruler, queen [go to text]

gg4736   catches rounds in which the words are so arranged that one singer picks up the word[s] of another (OED n1. 14) [go to text]

gg6210   Withhold hold back [go to text]

gg6217   uncapable of disqualified from [go to text]

gs1885   spurging laxative [go to text]

n11150   Comfits ]comfects 1657 Quarto reading is a possible but less familiar spelling. The term designates sweetmeats made of some fruit, root, etc., preserved with sugar (OED comfit n, 1). The suggestion is that Offa's childhood naughtiness ran to nastiness. [go to text]

n11201   Jove, Chief of the classical Roman gods, corresponding to Zeus in the Greek pantheon. [go to text]

n11151   it?[To KEEPER]Now? ]it? now. (Wood: it? Now.) [go to text]

gg6211   bribe-free, incorruptible; incapable of being bribed [go to text]

gg6212   white spotless (OED adj. 7) [go to text]

gs1887   quit exonerate (OED v. 7a) [go to text]

gs1888   carry take captive (OED v. 5b), arrest, charge [go to text]

gg576   ’Slid! a common seventeenth-century oath derived from an abbreviation of ‘God’s eyelid’ and the idea of the deity’s all-seeing eye [go to text]

gg6213   besides out of his normal mental state (OED besides prep, 5a) [go to text]

n11152   the strangeliest ] the strangliest (That is, in the oddest manner.) [go to text]

gg6197   sprites disembodied spirits, ghosts; supernatural beings, fairies (OED spright n1, 2) [go to text]

gs1394   anon. soon, in good time [go to text]

gs1889   part piece of conduct, act (OED n1. 14) [go to text]

gg6214   totter. swing from the gallows (OED v. 1b) [go to text]

n11133   [KEEPER, OSRIC, MILDRED, ETHELSWIC,EDITH, ALFRID and ETHELBERT exit.] ] Exeunt. [go to text]

n11132   5.4 Giving no indication of scene divisions for Act 5 after the initial `Act. V.Scen.I.', 1657 Quarto does not mark a scene break here, nor does Wood add one. However, the stage has been completely cleared by the departure, to trial, of Osric, escorted by the Keeper and accompanied by Mildred, Edith, Ethelswic, Alfrid and Ethelbert. That party will re-enter in the final scene [QE 5.4.speech835]. [go to text]

n11153   Hautboys [sound offstage while a throne is pushed out or revealed.] ] Hoboys. Wood: `Enter...to the musical accompaniment of hautboys.' The sound links this scene to the opening of the first scene in the play. [go to text]

n11154   Enter THEODWALD and EAUFRID, KELRIC and ELKWIN, THEODRIC, ANTHYNUS and BERTHA. The pairing of the entrants marks this as a processional entry, with ceremonial sequence linking it to the matrimonial dumbshow near the end of the last act: see [QE4.2.speech662]. [go to text]

n11134   All ] Omn. (Abbreviation of Omnes, Latin pronoun, third-person plural) [go to text]

n11134   All ] Omn. (Abbreviation of Omnes, Latin pronoun, third-person plural) [go to text]

n10384   e’er ] e're [go to text]

gs1877   provident characterised by foresight (OED 1a) [go to text]

gs1878   providence divine care or guidance (OED n. 3) [go to text]

n11135   [Gesturing for ANTHYNUS to sit enthroned, BERTHA kneels before him; and then he lifts her to her feet.] ] (She sets him down, and kneels; he takes her up.) Wood glosses `sets him down' as follows: `invites Anthynus to kneel; he obliges.' Such an invitation makes no sense in the dramatic situation; and acceptance of the invitation would, in conjunction with the business required by the rest of the stage direction, present a gymnastic challenge to the actor of Anthynus. [go to text]

gs1890   cockscombs fools [go to text]

n11155   Your sulphurous malice kindled the Queen’s anger. The image is richer than its auditors deserve. The primary sense (OED a, 2b) of the adjective derives from sulphur as an ingredient of gunpowder: the courtiers' malice has fired the royal anger. Figuratively, it signifies both: `hellish' (OED a, 3a), through the association of brimstone with notions of hell; and 'fiery' or `heated' (OED a, 3b) through the heat of its flame. Perhaps also in play is the foul smell of sulphur. [go to text]

n11156   Who’ll have an head now for an halfpenny? Elkwin, who anticipates punishment for his part against Segebert, jokingly offers to sell his own head for a halfpenny, that being what his life looks to be worth. (A halfpenny was 1/240 of a pound: the equivalent in 2009 of a halfpenny in 1630 would be about 37p.) Kelric, similarly pessimistic about his prospects, proposes to extend the offer to include his own at the same low price: a halfpenny was worth two farthings. The smallest coin in the realm, farthings were sufficiently scarce that for some years the supply had been supplemented by issues of stamped brass discs which had a notional value of a farthing. In the early Stuart period, the best known of these tokens were called Harringtons after the courtier to whom King James I in 1613 awarded a monopoly on manufacture: the venture failed, and the tokens were derided. [go to text]

n11156   for t’other two tokens, mine into the bargain. Elkwin, who anticipates punishment for his part against Segebert, jokingly offers to sell his own head for a halfpenny, that being what his life looks to be worth. (A halfpenny was 1/240 of a pound: the equivalent in 2009 of a halfpenny in 1630 would be about 37p.) Kelric, similarly pessimistic about his prospects, proposes to extend the offer to include his own at the same low price: a halfpenny was worth two farthings. The smallest coin in the realm, farthings were sufficiently scarce that for some years the supply had been supplemented by issues of stamped brass discs which had a notional value of a farthing. In the early Stuart period, the best known of these tokens were called Harringtons after the courtier to whom King James I in 1613 awarded a monopoly on manufacture: the venture failed, and the tokens were derided. [go to text]

n11203   [MILDRED], 1657 Quarto does not give an entrance for Mildred in this scene, but it will require her to speak in the course of it [QE 5.4.speech 892] and near the end of the previous scene, Mildred promised to accompany Osric to his trial [QE 5.3.speech819]. [go to text]

n11128   [EDELBERT], ] EDELRED (Emendation follows Wood) [go to text]

n11202   OFFA, bound in a chair, [is carried onstage by ARNOLD and SERVANT] ] Offa brought bound in a Chair. 1657 Quarto presents this stage direction after the speech ([QE 5.4.speech849]) by Arnold, for whom it provides no entrance. Arnold, who is Offa's servant, was last seen seeing off Osric and Alfrid, under guard, from the household of his master in the opening scene of this act [QE5.1.speech 707]. It is possible that he has entered this final scene with Osric, the Keeper, Guard et al. after [QE 5.4.speech835]; but Arnold was not named with them among the prison population in the immediately previous scene, nor did he speak then. The dialogue here is about to indicate that Arnold has observed Offa's recent ravings ([QE5.4.speech 850]), and a subsequent stage direction will send Arnold offstage with Offa: see [QE5.4.line3991]. It therefore seems reasonable that Arnold should accompany Offa in making this entrance -- but probably anticipate his master by just enough to be seen to hear Osric's assertion ([QE 5.4.speech847]) that he is neither Anthynus nor guilty of Segebert's murder. Moving the entrance makes Bertha's exclamation ([QE 5.4.speech848]) a reaction to the sight of Offa bound in his chair. [go to text]

n11130   I know what Æacus loves, what Minos likes, And what will make grave Rhadamanthus run. Imagining himself to be in Hades, the afterworld of classical Greek mythology, Offa claims to be able to tailor bribes to suit each of the panel of judges whom he will face: Æacus, Minos, and Rhadamanthus. All three were sons of Zeus and had had extensive experience of administering justice -- Æacus as ruler of the island Aegina, which bore the name of his mother; Minos as ruler of Crete; and Rhadamanthus as ruler of the Cyclades. Offa's anticipation of offering bribes in the underworld contrasts with the assurance of judicial incorruptibility which was given his brother in the preceding scene [QE 5.3.speech806]. [go to text]

gg2573   distracted. maddened, deranged [go to text]

gs448   heinous terrible, horrible [go to text]

gg750   outrageous wicked, evil; violent, furious; immoderate [go to text]

n11157   (Enter SEGEBERT [still carrying Offa's sword], [HERMIT, HERMIT'S SERVANT,] JEFFREY, OUTLAW [1]) ] (Enter Segebert, Alberto, Jeff. Outlaw.) The presence of the Hermit's Servant among this last group of entrants is indicated by Jeffrey's presentation of him at [QE 5.4.speech866]. The Hermit's identity as Alberto will not be revealed until [QE 5.4.speech881]. The sword will be needed by Segebert for [5.4.speech891. [go to text]

gg6215   vild; vile [go to text]

n11158   these old men,[Presenting the HERMIT'S SERVANT]this knave, I bring Together with[Presenting OUTLAW 1]this starveling, The old men can only be Segebert and the Hermit, who in [QE 5.4.speech 881] will be identified as Alberto. Wood thinks that the knave is one of the old men (Segebert) and the starveling is the other (Alberto), but this identification strains both syntax and decorum beyond the bounds even of Fool-speak. The knave and the starveling are probably the Hermit's Servant and Outlaw 1 -- or perhaps vice versa. The first speech uttered by the Hermit's Servant was his protest at being underfed [QE 2.3.speech303]; and the exclamation that will be the last utterance of Outlaw 1 [QE 5.4.speech883] suggests that, even after being rescued, he has remained -- and presumably appears -- hungry. [go to text]

gg2270   quick alive [go to text]

n11205   Look this way, Fool: this is King Osric, man. 1657 Quarto presents as two verse lines, broken after `fool'. (Relineation follows Wood.) [go to text]

n11160   A thousand crowns; A crown was a coin (once gold, subsequently silver) to the value of five shillings, so a thousand crowns would equal £250: that sum in 1630 would be equivalent in worth to about £22,300 in 2009. [go to text]

gs1901   favourite one chosen as an intimate of a superior (OED n. 2) [go to text]

n11159   [ARNOLD and SERVANT exit, carrying OFFAin his chair and accompanied by JEFFREY.] ] Ex. Arn. Offa, Jeffrey. [go to text]

gg6216   extant, in existence (OED adj. 4), alive [go to text]

gs1896   strong powerful in operative effect (OED adj. 10) [go to text]

gs1892   delivery, deliverance [go to text]

gg6204   jewel-house. treasury [go to text]

gg2329   triumphs public celebrations, pageants, processions [go to text]

n11283   [THEODWALD, EAUFRID, KELRIC, ELKWIN, THEODRIC, ANTHYNUS, BERTHA, KEEPER, OSRIC, MILDRED, ETHELSWIC, EDITH, ALFRID, EDELBERT, SEGEBERT, HERMIT, HERMIT'S SERVANT and OUTLAW 1 exit.] ] Exeunt. [go to text]

n11131   Deus dedit his quoque Finem. The Latin phrase, which means `God has given an end to these things as well,’ adapts part of a line in Book I of Vergil’s Æeneid: `dabit deus his quoque finem’ (`god will give an end to these things as well’). The tense of the verb is not the only difference from the original: the god of whom the sentence is predicated has also changed. In the Vergilian narrative context, the statement is an encouragement to the Trojan exiles: Aeneas is reminding his companions that they have already overcome other hardships, and that these too shall pass, with the help of Neptune. When the sentence is predicated of the Christian God, the sense of `finis’ or `end’ becomes ambivalent as `purpose’ and as `termination’. The latter sense is dominant when, as here, the tag serves as an explicit marking the conclusion of a text. For other instances of its being so used in early Stuart texts, see Matthew Steggle, Richard Brome: Place and Politics on the Caroline Stage (Manchester University Press, 2004), pp. 178-180. [go to text]

n11282   F I N I S. [THE] END. [go to text]