The merry Beggars.
Actus Quintus.
Clack. Martin.
2654
Cla.I have forgiven you. Provided that my Neece
2655
be ſafely taken ; and ſo to be brought home.
2656
Safely, I ſay, that is to ſay, unſtain’d, unblemiſh’d,
2657
undiſhonour’d ; that is to ſay, with no more faults,
2658
criminall, or accuſative than thoſe ſhe carried with
2659
her.
2660
Mar.Sir, I believe– – –
2661
Cla.Nay, if we both ſpeak together, how ſhall
2662
we hear one another? you believe her Vertue is Ar-
2663
mour of proof, without your Councell or your
2664
Guard; and therefore you leſt her in the hands of
2665
Rogues and Vagabonds, to make your own Peace
2666
with me. You have it. Provided, I ſay (as I ſaid
2667
before) that ſhe be ſafe, that is to ſay, uncorrupted,
2668
undefiled ; that is to ſay– – – as I ſaid before.
2669
Mar.Mine intent, Sir, and my onely way– – –
2670
Cla.Nay, if we both ſpeak together, how ſhall
2671
we hear one another? as I ſaid before. Your intent,
2672
and your onely way, you would ha’ ſaid, was to run
2673
away with her; and that by her onely Inſtigation, to
2674
avoid the tye of Marriage with Maſter Talboy; that
2675
is to ſay, to ſhun the Match, that I had made for her;
2676
that is to ſay, rather to diſobey me, than to diſpleaſe
2677
her ſelf. Wherein (altho’ ſhe did not altogether
2678
tranſgreſſe the Law) ſhe did both offend and preju-
2679
dice me, an Inſtrument; nay, I may ſay, a Pillar
2680
thereof. And you, in aſſiſting her, furthering, and
2681
conveying her away, did not onely infringe the
M 3Law,


A Jovial Crew : or,
2682
Law, in an unlawfull Departure from your Maſter,
2683
but in a higher point ; that is to ſay, Top and top-Gal-
2684
lows high. I would ha found a Jury ſhould ha’ ſound
2685
it ſo.
2686
Mar.But Sir, a’nt pleaſe you.
2687
Cla.Muſt we then both ſpeak together? Have I
2688
not born with thee, to ſpeak all thou pleaſeſt in thy
2689
defence? Have I not broke mine own Rule, which
2690
is, to puniſh before I examine ; and ſo to have the
2691
Law the ſurer o’ my ſide? And doſt thou ſtill perſiſt?
2692
Hold your own peace; or, as I am a Juſtice of the
2693
Kings, I will unſay what I ſaid before, and ſet a Cur-
2694
rat Lex at you, Sirrah, that ſhall courſe you up the
2695
heavy Hill. Oh, is your Tongue fallen into your Leg
2696
now? Do not you know I have acquitted you? Pro-
2697
vided– – – As I ſaid before. Go your way in, and ſee
2698
that the Gentlemen, who, I think, were got in Sack,
2699
chriſtned in Sack, nurſed with Sack, and fed up to
2700
gray haires with onely Sack; ſee, I ſay, that they
2701
want no Sack. My Son Oliver ( I thank him ) has
2702
brought me a pair of ſuch Gueſts.   Enter Sentwell.   
2703
O Maſter Sentwell! Good News?
2704
Sen.Of beggarly news, the beſt you have heard.
2705
Cla.That is to ſay, you have found my Neece a-
2706
mong the Beggars. That is to ſay– – –
2707
Sen.True, Sir Oliver, I found her– – –
2708
Cla.Now if we both ſpeak together, who ſhall
2709
hear one another?
2710
Sen.I thought your deſire was to be inform’d.
2711
Cla.I can inform my ſelf, Sir, by your looks. I
2712
have taken a hundred Examinations i’ my daies of
2713
Fellons, and other Offendors, out of their very
2714
Countenances; and wrote ’em down verbatim, to
[M3v]what


The merry Beggars.
2715
what they would have ſaid. I am ſure it has ſerv’d
2716
to hang ſome of ’em, and whip the reſt.
2717
Sen.Juſtice Clack ſtill ! He muſt talk all. His
2718
Clack muſt onely go.
2719
Cla.But to the point. You have found my Neece.
2720
You have leſt her at your own Houſe ; not onely to
2721
ſhift her out of her Diſguiſe, but out of her ſhame,
2722
to come neerer me, untill I ſend her pardon.
2723
Sen.Moſt true, Sir. But the Company ſhe was
2724
in– – –
2725
Cla.Again! Do not I know the Company? Beg-
2726
gars, Rogues, Vagabonds, and Hedge-birds.
2727
Sen.But do you know whom, or how many we
2728
have taken? and how the reſt eſcap’d?
2729
Cla.A needleſſe knowledge. Why ſhould we
2730
take more than her ſelf? Or how could you take
2731
thoſe that could eſcape?
Enter Martin.
2732
Mar.Sir, the old Gentlemen within, ſent me to
2733
wait upon you. Without you (they ſay) they need
2734
not my Service.
2735
Cla.Tell ’em then, I’ll wait on ’em preſently.
Exit Martin.
2736
Sent.But Sir, we have taken with her ſuch Beg-
2737
gars, ſuch Rogues, ſuch Vagabonds, and ſuch Hedge-
2738
birds (ſince you call ’em ſo) as you never knew, or
2739
heard of, though now the Countries ſwarm with
2740
’em under every Hedge, as if an innumerable Army
2741
of ’em were lately diſbanded without Pay. Hedge--
2742
birds ſaid you? Hedge Lady-birds, Hedge Cavaliers,
2743
Hedge Souldier, Hedge Lawyer, Hedge Fidlers, Hedge Poet,
2744
Hedge Players, and a Hedge Prieſt among ’em. Such we
2745
have taken for the Principals. But to ſee how the
[M 4]mul-


A Jovial Crew : or,
2746
Multitude ſcap’d us, was more ſport than pitty.
2747
How, upon a Watch-word given, they in the inſtant
2748
vaniſh’d by more ſeverall waies than there were legs
2749
among ’em; how the Creeples leap’d over Pales
2750
and Hedges; how the Blinde found their way tho-
2751
row Lakes and Ditches; how a Doxie flew with two
2752
Children at her back, and two more, perhaps, in her
2753
belly– – –
2754
Cla.A Hedge Prieſt have you taken, ſay you?
2755
Sen.Yes, Sir, an old Patrico, an ancient Prophet,
2756
to tell Fortunes, and cozen our poor Country Peo-
2757
ple of their ſingle Money.
Enter Oliver.
2758
Ol.Sir, Maſter Oldrents, in that he injoyes not
2759
your company, begins to doubt of his welcome.
2760
Cla.Who led him into that doubt? I, or you that
2761
brought him hither?
2762
Ol.Sir, his own deſire, and love to you, brought
2763
him hither. I but ſhew’d him the way.
2764
Cla.You reaſon fairly. Tell him I come.
2765
Ol.Pray, Sir, be pleas’d to do ſo: for he ſaies– – –
2766
Cla.Nay, if we both talk together– – –
2767
Ol.Who ſhall hear one another.Exit. Oliver.
2768
Cla.But are there Players among the apprehended?
2769
Sen.Yes, Sir. And they were contriving to act a
2770
Play among themſelves, juſt as we ſurpriz’d ’em, and
2771
ſpoil’d their Sport.
2772
Cla.Players! I’ll pay them above all the reſt.
2773
Sen.You ſhall do well in that; to put ’hem in
2774
ſtock to ſet up again.
2775
Cla.Yes, I’ll put ’em in Stocks, and ſet ’em up to
2776
the Whipping-poſt. They can act Juſtices, can they?
2777
I’ll act a Juſtice among ’em; that is to ſay, I will
[M4v]do


The merry Beggars.
2778
do juſtice upon them ; that is to ſay– – –
2779
Sen.Pray Sir, be not ſevere, they act Kings and
2780
Emperours, as well as Juſtices. And Juſtice is blinde
2781
they ſay : you may therefore be pleas’d to wink a
2782
little. I finde that you have merry old Gentlemen
2783
in your Houſe, that are come far to viſit you. I’ll
2784
undertake that theſe Players, with the help of their
2785
Poet; in a device which they have already ſtudied,
2786
and a pack of Cloaths which I ſhall ſupply ’em
2787
with, ſhall give your Gueſts much content, and
2788
move compaſſion in you towards the poor Strowles.
2789
Cla.But you know my way of Juſtice (and that’s
2790
a ſure way) is to puniſh ’em firſt, and be compaſſion-
2791
ate afterwards, as I finde ’em upon their Examina-
2792
tion.
2793
Sen.But for your Gueſts ſakes, who (I know) do
2794
favour and affect the Quality of Actors very much,
2795
permit ’em, Sir. It will inlarge your Entertainment
2796
exceedingly.
2797
Cla.And perhaps ſave me the expence of a Ren-
2798
let of Sack the while. Well, Sir, for that Reſpect,
2799
and upon your undertaking that they ſhall pleaſe. I
2800
will prorogue my Juſtice on the Rogues. And ſo to
2801
my merry Gentlemen, whom I will prepare to ſee
2802
their Enterlude againſt after Supper. But pray, Maſter
2803
Sentwell, as you have found my Neece, look to her,
2804
and ſee her decently brought home.
2805
Sen.In her own beſt Apparell. But you muſt pro-
2806
rogue your diſpleaſure to her too.
2807
Cla.I will do ſo, untill my ſcarce welcome Gueſts
2808
be gone.
Enter Randall.
2809
Ran.Sir, my Maſter ſends you word, and plainly,
N [1]that


A Jovial Crew: or,
2810
that without your Company, your Entertainment
2811
ſtinks. He has commanded me ſaddle his Nags, and
2812
away to night. If you come not at once, twice,
2813
thrice, he’s gone preſently, before Supper; He’ll
2814
finde an Hoſt at an Inne worth a hundred o’ you.
2815
Cla.Good friend, I will now ſatiſfie your Maſter,
2816
without telling him he has a ſawcy Knave to his
2817
Man.Exit Clack.
2818
Ran.Thank your Worſhip.
2819
Sen.Do you hear, Friend, you ſerve Maſter Old-
2820
rents.
2821
Ran.I could ha’ told you that. And the beſt
2822
Houſe-keeper my Maſter is of any Gentleman in the
2823
County he dwels in; and the beſt Maſter to a man, as
2824
I, the worſt of twenty, can ſay for him, and would
2825
be aſham’d to ſay leſſe.
2826
Sen.Your name is Randall.
2827
Ran.Forgi’ me ! Are you ſo wiſe? you are too
2828
young to be my Godſire. And I hope not old enough
2829
to be a Witch. How know you, that I am Randall?
2830
were you ever at, my Maſters Houſe i’ Nottingham-
2831
ſhire, or at Dunghilford, where I was born?
2832
Sen.No. But I have Notes to know you by.
2833
Ran.I was never twelve mile from thence i’ my
2834
life, before this Journey. God ſend me within ken
2835
of our own Kitchin ſmoak again.
2836
Sen.Your Maſters Stewards name is Springlove.
2837
Ran.Maſter Springlove, an’t pleaſe you. There is
2838
not an honeſter Gentleman between this and the
2839
head of him. And my heart’s with him, where e’re
2840
he is. Know you him too?
2841
Sent.Yes, and your Maſters Daughters too.
2842
Ran.Whaw.
[N1v]Sen.


The merry Beggars.
2843
Sen.And that they are all from home, your Ma-
2844
ſter knows not where.
2845
Ran.Whaw, whaw. Know you that too?
2846
Sen.Yes, and the two young Gentlemen that are
2847
with ’em, Maſter Vincent, and Maſter Hilliard.
2848
Ran.Whaw, whaw again. You know ’em all, I
2849
think. But know you where they all are?
2850
Sen.Even here by, at my own Houſe.
2851
Ran.Whaw– – –
2852
Sen.And they knowing that your Maſter is here,
2853
and Maſter Hearty too–
2854
Ran.Whaw, whaw.
2855
Sen.And your ſelf too. They directed me to
2856
finde you, Randall, and bring you to ’em.
2857
Ran.Whaw, whaw, whaw, whaw.– – – Why do
2858
we not go then?
2859
Sen.But ſecretly. Not a word to any body.
2860
Ran.Mum– – – Will you go then?
Enter Martin.
2861
Mar.O, Maſter Oldrent’s man. Pray let me in-
2862
treat you into the Buttery.
2863
Ran.Will you go, Maſter Gentleman?
2864
Mar.Indeed it is my Maſters deſire, and he com-
2865
manded me.
2866
Ran.Now, when it’s Supper-time did he? to fill
2867
my belly with thin drink to ſave his Meat? It’s the
2868
manner in Churls Houſes. Will you go, Maſter
2869
Gentleman?
2870
Mar.Introth my Maſter is ſo merry with yours
2871
within– – –
2872
Ran.Shite o’ your Maſter. My Maſter’s Steward’s
2873
a better Man. I’ll to him, at this Gentleman’s Houſe,
2874
and all the reſt. Whaw, whaw.
N 2Sen.


A Jovial Crew : or,
2875
Sen.Randall, you forget.
2876
Ran.Mum again then. Why would you not go
2877
then?Exit Sent. and Rand.
2878
Mar.The man’s as mad as his Maſter. The ſtran-
2879
geſt ſtrangers that ever came to our Houſe.
Enter Talboy
2880
Tal.Well, Martin, for conſeſſing thy fault, and
2881
the means thou mad’ſt whereby ſhe is taken, I am
2882
friends with thee. But I ſhall never look upon her,
2883
or thee– – –but with grief of minde, however I bear
2884
it outwardly. Oh– – –
2885
Mar.You bear it very manfully, me thinks.
2886
Tal.I, you think ſo, and I know ſo– – – But what
2887
I feel, I feel. Would one of us two had never both
2888
ſeen one another.– – –Oh– – –
2889
Mar.You ſpeak very good ſenſe, Sir. But do’s
2890
my Maſter continue his merry humour with the old
2891
Gentlemen within.
2892
Tal.Yes. Juſtice Clack’s Clack go’s as merrily as
2893
any.
2894
Mar.Well ſaid, Sir. Now, you ſpeak merrily too.
2895
But I could ſay ſomwhat that would ſtill him. And
2896
for your comfort, I’ll tell you. Miſtris Amie is fallen
2897
in love with one of the Beggars.
2898
Tal.Then have I nothing elſe to do, but to laugh
2899
at thee as long as I live. Ha ha ha– – – To let a Beggar
2900
cozen thee of her. Ha ha ha. A Beggar ! I ſhall die
2901
merrily yet. Ha ha ha.
Enter Clack. Oldrents. Hearty. Oliver.
2902
Cla.A hay Boys, a hay. This is right ; that is to
2903
ſay, as I would have it ; that is to ſay– – –
2904
Tal.A Beggar. Ha ha ha– – –
2905
Mar.Ha ha ha– – –
[N2v]Cla.


The merry Beggars.
2906
Cla.A hay Boyes, a hay. They are as merry with-
2907
out, as we were within. A hay, Maſter Oldrents, and
2908
Maſter Hearty! The vertue of your Company turns
2909
all to Mirth and Melody, with a hay trololly lolly lolly.
2910
Is’t not ſo, Maſter Hearty?
2911
Old.Why thus it ſhould be : How was I deceiv’d!
2912
Now I ſee you are a good Fellow.
2913
Ol.He was never ſo before. If it be a Lightning
2914
before Death, the beſt is, I am his Heire.
2915
Tal. Mar.Ha ha ha– – –
2916
Cla.Again, Boyes, again ; that is to ſay , a hay
2917
Boyes, ah hay– – –
2918
Hea.What is the Motive of your Mirth, Nephew
2919
Martin? Let us laugh with you.
2920
Old.Was that ſpoke like my Friend, Hearty? Lack
2921
we Motives to laugh? Are not all things, any thing,
2922
every thing to be laugh’d at? And if nothing were
2923
to be ſeen, felt, heard, or underſtood, we would
2924
laugh at It too.
2925
Cla.You take the loſſe of your Miſtris merrily,
2926
Maſter Talboy.
2927
Tal.More merrily than you will take the finding
2928
of her. Ha ha ha– – – A Beggar! Ha ha ha– – –
2929
Cla.Can I be ſad to finde her, think you?
2930
Mar.He thinks you will be diſpleas’d with her,
2931
and chide her.
2932
Cla.You are deceiv’d, Maſter Talboy; you are
2933
wide, Maſter Talboy; above half your length, Ma-
2934
ſter Talboy. Law and Juſtice ſhall ſleep, and Mirth
2935
and good Fellowſhip ride a Circuit here to night. A
2936
hay, Maſter Oldrents, a hay Maſter Hearty, and a hay,
2937
Son Oliver, and a hay, Nephew Talboy, that ſhould ha’
2938
been, and a hay, my Cleark Martin, and a hay for
N 3the


A Jovial Crew : or,
2939
the Players. When come they? Son Oliver, ſee for
2940
Maſter Sentwell, that is no readier with his new Com-
2941
pany.
2942
Tal.Players! Let us go ſee too. I never ſaw any
2943
Players.Exit Talb. Mar.
2944
Ol.This is the firſt fit that ever he had of this Di-
2945
ſeaſe. And if it be his laſt, I ſay, as I ſaid before. I
2946
am his Heire.Exit.
2947
Old.But is there a Play to be expected, and acted
2948
by Beggars?
2949
Cla.That is to ſay, by Vagabonds; that is to ſay,
2950
by ſtrowling Players. They are upon their Purgation.
2951
If they can preſent any thing to pleaſe you, they
2952
may eſcape the Law ; that is (a hay)If not, to mor-
2953
row, Gentlemen, ſhall be acted, Abuſes ſtript and
2954
whipt, among ’em; with a hay, Maſter Hearty, you
2955
are not merry.   Enter Sentwell.   And a hay
2956
Maſter Sentwell, where are your Drammatis Perſonœ;
2957
your Prologus, and your Actus Primus, ha? Ha’ they
2958
given you the ſlip, for fear of the Whip? A hay.
2959
Sen.A word aſide, an’t pleaſe you.– – –

Sentwell takes Clack aſide, and gives him
a Paper.

2960
Old.I have not known a man in ſuch a Humour.
2961
Hea.And of his own finding ! He ſtole it, indeed,
2962
out of his own Bottles, rather than be rob’d of his
2963
Liquor. Miſers uſe to tipple themſelves ſo.
2964
Old.He do’s ſo out-do us, that we look like ſtaid
2965
men again, Hearty; fine ſober things.
2966
Hea.But how long will it laſt? He’ll hang him-
2967
ſelf to morrow, for the Coſt we have put him to.
2968
Old.I love a Miſer’s Feaſt dearly. To ſee how
[N3v]thin


The merry Beggars.
2969
thin and ſcattering the Diſhes ſtood, as if they fear’d
2970
quarrelling.
2971
Hea.And how the Bottles, to ſcape breaking one
2972
another, were brought up by one at once !
2973
Old.How one of the Serving-men, untrain’d to
2974
wait, ſpilt the White-broth !
2975
Hea.And another, ſtumbling at the Threſhold,
2976
tumbled in his Diſh of Rouncevals before him.
2977
Old.And moſt ſuitable to the Niggardlineſſe of
2978
his Feaſt, we ſhall now have an Entertainment, or
2979
Play, preſented by Beggars.
2980
Cla.Send ’em in, Maſter Sentwell.Exit Sent.
2981
Sit Gentlemen, the Players are ready to enter. And
2982
here’s a Bill of their Playes. You may take your
2983
choice.
2984
Old.Are they ready for them all in the ſame
2985
Cloaths? Read ’em, good Hearty.
2986
Hea.Firſt, here’s The two loſt Daughters.
2987
Old.Put me not in minde of the two loſt Daugh-
2988
ters, I prethee. What’s the next?
2989
Hea.The vagrant Steward.
2990
Old.Nor of a vagrant Steward. Sure ſome abuſe
2991
is meant me.
2992
Hea.The old Squire and the Fortune-teller.
2993
Old.That comes neerer me. Away with it.
2994
Hea.The Beggars Prophecy.
2995
Old.All theſe Titles may ſerve to one Play, of a
2996
Story that I know too well. I’ll ſee none of them.
2997
Hea.Then here’s The merry Beggars.
2998
Old.I, that; and let ’em begin.
Enter Talboy and Oliver.
2999
Tal.The Players are coming in : And Miſtris Amie
3000
and your man Martin, are to be Actors among ’em.
[N 4]Cla.


A Jovial Crew : or,
3001
Cla.A hay then for that too. Some merry device
3002
ſure. A Flouriſh of Shalms. Heark! the Beg-
3003
gars Hoboys. Now they begin.
3004
Old.See, a moſt ſolemn Prologue.

Enter Poet for Prologue.
3005
[Link] TO Knight, to Squire, and to the Gentiles here,
3006
We wiſh our Play may with content appear.
3007
We promiſe you no dainty Wit of Court,
3008
Nor City Pageantry, nor Country Sport :
3009
But a plain Piece of Action, ſhort and ſweet;
3010
In Story true. You’ll know it when you ſee’t.
3011
Old.True Stories and true Jeſts do ſeldom thrive
3012
on Stages.
3013
Cla.They are beſt to pleaſe you with this tho’, or
3014
a hay with a Whip for them to morrow.
3015
Old.Nay, rather than they ſhall ſuffer, I will be
3016
pleas’d, let ’em Play their worſt.

A Floriſh. Enter Patrico. With Lawyer
habited like Oldrents.

3017
See our Patrico among ’em.
3018
Hea.That offered you a Doxie in the Barn.
3019
Your Children’s Fortunes I have told,
3020
That they ſhall Beg e’re they be old.
3021
And will you have a Reaſon why?
3022
’Tis Juſtice in their Deſtiny.– – –
3023
Cla.Juſtice, ha! Are you medling with Juſtices
3024
already?
3025
Pat.Your Grandfather, by crafty wile
3026
Of bargaining, did much beguile
3027
A thriftleſſe Heire of half the Lands
3028
That are deſcended to your hands.
[N4v]And,


The merry Beggars.
3029
And, then, by Law, not Equity,
3030
Forc’d Him and his Poſterity
3031
To Woe and ſhamefull Beggary.
3032
That was no fault of mine, nor of my Children.
3033
But our fore-fathers Debts and Crimes,
3034
Although forborn till future times,
3035
Are not ſo paid. But what needs more,
3036
I wiſh you happy in your Store.Exit.
3037
Old.Doſt note this, Hearty?
3038
Hea.You ſaid you would be pleas’d, let ’em play
3039
their worſt.

Lawyer walks ſadly, beats his breaſt, &c.
To him enter Souldier like Hearty,
and ſeems to comfort him.

3040
Old.It begins my Story, and by the ſame Fortune-
3041
teller that told me my Daughters Fortunes ; almoſt
3042
in the ſame words. I know him now. And he ſpeaks
3043
in the Play to one that perſonates me, as neer, as they
3044
can ſet him forth.
3045
Cla.How like you it, Sir? You ſeem diſpleas’d.
3046
Shall they be whipt yet ? A hay, if you ſay the
3047
word.
3048
Old.O, by no means, Sir; I am pleas’d.
3049
Sad for the words of a baſe Fortune-teller?
3050
Believe him! Hang him. I’ll truſt none of ’em.
3051
They have all Whims, and double double meanings
3052
In all they ſay.
3053
Old.Whom do’s he talk or look like, now?
3054
Hea.It is no matter whom. You are pleas’d, you
3055
ſay.
3056
Ha’ you no Sack i’th’ Houſe? am not I here?
3057
And never without a merry old Song?
O [1]Sing.


A Jovial Crew : or,
Sing.
3058
Old Sack, and old Songs, and a merry old Crew,
3059
Will fright away Cares when the ground looks blew.
3060
And can you think on Gipſie Fortune-tellers?
3061
I’ll think as little of ’em as I can.
3062
Will you abroad then? But here comes your Ste-
3063
ward.
Enter Springlove to Lawyer.
3064
Old.Bleſſe me! Is not that Springlove?
3065
Hea.Is that you, that talks to him, or that Cockſ-
3066
combe I, do you think? Pray let ’em play their Play:
3067
the Juſtice will not hinder ’em, you ſee; he’s aſleep.
3068
Here are the Keys of all my Charge, Sir. And
3069
My humble ſuit is, that you will be pleas’d
3070
To let me walk upon my known occaſions, this Sommer.
3071
Fie! Canſt not yet leave off thoſe Vagancies?
3072
But I will ſtrive no more to alter Nature.
3073
I will not hinder thee, nor bid thee go.
3074
Old.My own very words at his departure.
3075
Hea.No matter. Pray attend.
3076
Come, Friend, I’ll take your Councell.
Exeunt Lawy.Sould.
3077
I’ve ſtriven with my ſelf to alter Nature in me,
3078
For my good Maſters ſake; but all in vain;
3079
For Beggars, Cuckoe-like, fly out again,
3080
In their own Notes and Seaſon.

Enter Rachel. Meriel. Vincent. Hilliard.
3081
Our Father’s ſadneſſe will not ſuffer us
3082
To live in’s Houſe.
3083
And we muſt have a Progreſſe.
3084
Th’ aſſurance of your Loves hath ingag’d us
3085
To wait on you in any courſe.
[O1v]Ra.


The merry Beggars.
3086
Suppoſe we’ll go a begging.
3087
We are for you.
3088
And that muſt be your Courſe, and ſuddenly,
3089
To Cure your Father’s ſadneſſe ; who is told
3090
It is your Deſtiny : Which you may quit,
3091
By making it a trick of Youth and Wit.
3092
I’ll ſet you in the way.
3093
But how? But how?
(I ſee
All talk aſide.
3094
Old.My Daughters and their Sweethearts too.
3095
The ſcope of their Deſigne; and the whole drift
3096
Of all their Action now, with joy and comfort.
3097
Hea.But take no notice yet.See a Whim more of it.
3098
But the mad Rogue that acted me, I muſt make drunk
3099
anon.
3100
Now! are you all reſolv’d?
3101
Agreed, agreed.
3102
You beg to abſolve your Fortune, not for need.
Exeunt.
3103
Old.I muſt commend their Act in that. Praythee
3104
let’s call ’em, and end the matter here. The purpoſe
3105
of their Play, is but to work my Friendſhip, or their
3106
Peace with me; and they have it.
3107
Hea.But ſee a little more, Sir.
Enter Randall.
3108
Old.My Man Randall too ! Has he a Part with
3109
’em?
3110
an.They were well ſet a work, when they
3111
made me a Player. What is that I muſt ſay? And
3112
how muſt I act now? Oh! that I muſt be Steward
3113
for the Beggars in Maſter Steward’s abſence; and tell
3114
my Maſter, he’s gone to meaſure Land for him to
3115
purchaſe.
O 2Old.


A Jovial Crew : or,
3116
Old.You Sir. Leave the work you can do no bet-
3117
ter ( I can forbear no longer ) and call the Actors
3118
back again to me.
3119
Ran.With all my heart. And glad my Part is ſo
ſoon done.Exit.
Enter Patrico.
3120
Pat.Since you will then break off our Play :
3121
Something in earneſt I muſt ſay;
3122
But let affected Riming go.
3123
I’ll be no more a Patrico.
3124
My name is Wrought-on– – –Start not. But (if you
3125
Deſire to hear what’s worth your beſt attention,
3126
More privately) you may draw nearer me.
Oldrents goes to him.
3127
Hea.Hear no more Fortunes.
3128
Old.You ſhall give me leave.
3129
Pat.I am Grandſon to that unhappy Wrought-on,
3130
Whom your Grandfather, craftily, wrought out
3131
Of his Eſtate. By which, all his Poſterity
3132
Were, ſince, expos’d to Beggary. I do not charge
3133
You, with the leaſt offence in this. But, now,
3134
Come neerer me : for I muſt whiſper to you.
Patrico takes Oldrents aſide.
3135
I had a Siſter, who among the Race
3136
Of Beggars, was the faireſt. Fair ſhe was
3137
In Gentle Blood, and Geſture to her Beauty ;
3138
Which could not be ſo clouded with baſeCloathing,
3139
But ſhe attracted Love from worthy Perſons;
3140
Which (for her meanneſſe) they expreſt in Pity,
3141
For the moſt part. But ſome aſſaulted her
3142
With amorous, though looſe deſires ; which ſhe
3143
Had vertue to withſtand. Onely one Gentleman
3144
(Whether it were by her Affection, or
[O2v]His


The merry Beggars.
3145
His Fate, to ſend his Blood a begging with her,
3146
I queſtion not) by her, in heat of Youth,
3147
Did get a Son, who now muſt call you Father.
3148
Old.Me?
3149
Pa.You. Attend me, Sir. Your Bounty, then,
3150
Diſpos’d your Purſe to her; In which, beſides
3151
Much Money (I conceive by your neglect)
3152
Was thrown this holy Relique. Do you know it?
3153
Old.The Agnus Dei that my Mother gave me
3154
Upon her Death-bed ! O the loſſe of it
3155
Was my ſore grief : And, now, with joy, it is
3156
Reſtor d by Miracle! Do’s your Siſter live?
3157
Pa.No, Sir. She died within a few daies after
3158
Her Son was born; and left him to my care;
3159
On whom, I, to this day, have had an eye,
3160
In all his wandrings.
3161
Old.Then the young Man lives !

Enter Springlove. Vincent. Hilliard. Rachell.
Meriel.

3162
Pa.Here with the reſt of your fair Children, Sir.
3163
Old.My Joy begins to be too great within me !
3164
My Bleſſing, and a Welcome to you all.
3165
Be one anothers, and you all are mine.
3166
Vin. Hil.We are agreed on that.
3167
Ra.Long ſince. We onely ſtood till you ſhook
3168
off your Sadneſſe.
3169
Mer.For which we were fain to go a begging, Sir.
3170
Old.Now I can read the Juſtice of my Fate,and yours– – –
3171
Cla.Ha! Juſtice? Are they handling of Juſtice?
3172
Old.But more applaud great Providence in both.
3173
Cla.Are they jeering of Juſtices? I watch’d for
3174
that.
O 3Hea.


A Jovial Crew : or,
3175
Hea.I ſo me thought. No, Sir. The Play is done.

Enter Sentwell. Amie. Oliver. Martin.

3176
Sen.See, Sir, your Neece preſented to you.
Springlove takes Amie.
3177
Cla.What, with a Speech by one of the Players?
3178
Speak, Sir : and be not daunted. I am favourable.
3179
Spr.Then, by your favour,Sir, this Maiden is my
3180
Wife.
3181
Cla.Sure you are out o’ your part. That is to ſay,
3182
you muſt begin again.
3183
Spr.She’s mine by ſolemn Contract, Sir.
3184
Cla.You will not tell me that. Are not you my
3185
Neece?
3186
Am.I dare not, Sir, deny’t, we are contracted.
3187
Cla.Nay, if we both ſpeak together, how ſhall
3188
we hear one another?
3189
Mar.I muſt diſprove the Contract.
3190
Tal.That is my part to ſpeak.
3191
Sen.None can diſprove it. I am witneſſe to it.
3192
Cla.Nay, if we all ſpeak– – –as I ſaid before.
3193
Old.Hear me for all then. Here are no Beggars
3194
(you are but one, Patrico) no Rogues, nor Players : But
3195
a ſelect Company, to fill this Houſe with Mirth.
3196
Theſe are my Daughters; theſe their Huſbands; and
3197
this that ſhall marry your Neece, a Gentleman, my
3198
Son. I will inſtantly Eſtate him in a thouſand pound
3199
a yeer to entertain his Wife ; and to their Heirs for
3200
ever. Do you hear me now?
3201
Cla.Now I do hear you. And I muſt hear you.
3202
That is to ſay, it is a Match. That is to ſay– – –as I
3203
ſaid before.
[O3v]Tal.


The merry Beggars.
3204
Tal.And muſt I hear it too– – –O– – –
3205
Old.Yes, though you whine your eyes out.
3206
Hea.Nephew Martin, ſtill the Childe with a Suck-
3207
bottle of Sack. Peace, Lambe ; and I’ll finde a wife
3208
for thee.
3209
Old.Now, Patrico, if you can quit your Function,
3210
To live a moderate Gentleman, I’ll give you
3211
A competent Annuity for your life.
3212
Pat.I’ll be, withall, your faithfull Beadſ-man; and
3213
Spend my whole life in Prayers for you and yours.
3214
Cla.And now, Cleark Martin, give all the Beg-
3215
gars my free Paſſe, without all manner of Correcti-
3216
on? that is to ſay, with a hay get ’em gone.
3217
Ol.Are not you the Gentleman, that challeng’d
3218
me in right of your Friend here?
3219
Vin.Your Inſpection’s good, Sir.
3220
Ra.And you the Gentleman (I take it) that would
3221
have made Beggar-ſport with us, two at once.
3222
Mer.For twelve pence a piece, Sir.
3223
Oli.I hope we all are Friends.
3224
Spr.Now, on my Duty, Sir, I’ll beg no more,
3225
But your continuall Love, and daily bleſſing.
3226
Old.Except it be at Court, Boy ; where if ever I
3227
come, it ſhall be to beg the next Fool-Royal’s place
3228
that falls.
3229
Spr.A begging Epilogue yet would not be,
3230
Me thinks, improper to this Comedie.
[O 4]Epilogue.


A Jovial Crew, &c.

Epilogue.

3231
THo’ we are, now, no Beggars of the Crew,
3232
We count it not a ſhame to beg of you.
3233
The Juſtice, here, has given his Paſſe free
3234
To all the reſt, unpuniſh’d; onely we
3235
Are under Cenſure, till we do obtain
3236
Your Suffrages, that we may beg again;
3237
And often, in the Courſe, We took to day,
3238
Which was intended, for your Mirth, a Play;
3239
Not without Action, and a little Wit,
3240
Therefore we beg your Paſſe for us and It.

F I N I S.