ACT FIVE
5.1*
Enter MILDRED [pursued by] OFFA.

667MildredHelp, help! Oh help!

668OffaYour cries will be in vain.
        ’Tis not in the power of any flesh but yours
        To allay, or to prevent my heat of blood.

669MildredO you diviner powers that ordained chastity
        To be a virtue, lend your strength to guard it!

670OffaThy cries shall be as fruitless as thy life
        If thou offend’st me with ’em. Hear but this,
        Impertinently peevish maid, and tremble
        But to conceive a disobedient thought
        Against my will. Canst thou without my favour
        Be better than a beggar?

671MildredYet a beggar
        Is better than a whore.

672OffaHow canst thou judge
        That knowst not what is either? Let a wench
        That knows what’s what, or has been both, maintain it;
        But this is from the purpose. I am so far
        From casting of thee off to be a beggar,
        As I intend to make thee my rich equal,
        And not a whore, but wife. You know your Nurse
        Has undertaken to find it lawful for us
        To marry; and canst thou with modesty
        Deny me present pleasure, that within these three days
        Shall confer honour on thee for thy life?

673MildredWould you first spoil my honour to repair it?

674Offa’Tis mine when I contract for’t.

675MildredNot before
        Our covenant is passed — that is, the priest
        Has joined our hearts and hands.

676OffaBy this account,
        A man backs not his horse before he’s paid for’t,
        Nor puts his nose into a house before
        He buys the lease on’t. Leave your precise folly,
        Madam Formality. Force me not to force thee!
        Yield with that very breath thou now drawest in,
        Or it returns thy last.
Enter EDITH.

677EdithMy Lord, my Lord!

678Offa   [Aside]   This witch or devil haunts me!

679EdithO my Lord,
        I told you late a wonder. I bring now
        A miracle, a miracle!

680OffaWhat, with a mischief?*

681EdithYour brother is survived from death again!*
        My Lord Anthynus is come home and safe,
        The Heavens be praised!

682MildredOh, grant that it be true!

683Offa   [To EDITH]   Out, hag!

684EdithNay, run me in as far as you can if I lie,
        Up to the hilts if I lie.

685OffaWhat canst thou mean by this?

686EdithNay, what he means I knew not, for he denies his name,
        Says he is not Anthynus but a Northumbrian gentleman,
        And desires conference with my Lady Mildred
        From the fine Lord was here (what call you him?)
        The King’s great favourite; but if I am I,
        If you are you, if anything be anything,
        It is Anthynus.

687Offa   [To MILDRED]   Go you to your chamber,
        And be not seen, I charge you.   [To EDITH]   Let him enter,
        But first send in my servants.MILDRED [and] EDITH ex[it].*
        I did mistrust he lived. Oh, those false villains,
        That faced me down they killed him! May they be
        A year a-famishing! Have you tricks, Anthynus?
        How can he think, though he disguised his name
        Or country, that we should not know his person?
        What should his aim or drift be? Stay: perhaps
        He does suspect I was in the action
        Against my father’s life and his, and thinks him dead,
        So steals upon me thus as his own ghost,
        To terrify my conscience? Shallow, shallow,
        But I’ll so fit him —
OSRIC [dressed as a pilgrim], ALFRID and four SERVANTS enter [through one stage doorway, and] ARNOLD [enters through the other stage doorway].*

        It is most evidently he.

688OsricMy Lord, howe’er*
        Some of your servants are pleased to make themselves
        Merry with a pretended knowledge of me,
        I do presume Your Honour cannot know me.

689OffaFrom one so false never came clearer truth.

690OsricWhat means Your Honour?

691OffaIt is true, my honour
        Cannot — nay, dares not — know thee for a brother,
        Although mine eyes through tears of grief and anger
        Discern the monster I have often called so.

692OsricThis is most strange.

693Offa   [To SERVANTS]   Look that he come not near me!
           [To OSRIC]   Perfidious parricide, hast thou killed my father,
        Destroyed the life that gave thee life, and now
        Seek’st by surprise to take mine too?

694OsricPray hear me.

695Offa   [To SERVANTS]   Upon him all at once! Hew him in pieces!
        I’ll bear you out in’t.* He has killed your Lord.

696OsricForbear your outrage.

697AlfridGive us leave to speak.

698Offa   [To SERVANTS]   Villains, are they to be obeyed or I?

699ArnoldMy Lord, your judgement is too rash upon them.
        Fellows, forbear, and forbear you, my Lord!
        You shall not so heap blood upon your head.
        I loved my Lord your father, and do prize
        His blood and memory, as becomes a servant
        Of the best rank; and if at most and worst
        My Lord Anthynus here stand guilty of
        His father’s death, you must not be his judge,
        Nor we his executioners.

700OffaAre you
        Become my master, you old ruffian?

        Your servant, sir, but subject to the law,
        The law that must determine this man’s cause,
        Not you, nor we, whatever he deserves;
        And till he shall be censured by that law
        We’ll find a prison for him.

702ServantAye, to prison with him!

703OsricWill you but hear yet how you are mistaken?

704ArnoldPray heaven we be, as you may clear yourself:
        That’s all the harm we wish you.   [To OFFA]   This must be
        Your course, my Lord. Would you heap blood upon you?

705AlfridLet me but speak a word.

706ArnoldAs we go, twenty.

707OffaAway with ’em![ARNOLD exits with OSRIC and ALFRID, guarded by SERVANTS.]*
        I could have liked the other, shorter, way
        Much better; but my knaves will have it thus.
        Yet not to wrong ’em, simple honesty
        May be in such sometimes as well as me.Exit [OFFA].
5.2
Enter CARPENTER, MASON, SMITH, [who are costumed as] devils* [and bring with them]* two dark-lanthorns, a pickaxe and a rope, with an engine fastened to a post,* and a bunch of picklocks.

708MasonPrithee, tread softly yet a little further, and we are safe.

709SmithHark, heard ye nothing? Whist!

710CarpenterI never knew thieves so timorous as you are. Can we expect a booty without boldness? Besides, have we not shapes if we were spied, able to fright better believers than my politic lord o’th’ house here?

711MasonHark, prithee!

712CarpenterAll’s sure, I warrant thee.

713SmithI pray it prove so.

714CarpenterPray on, I prithee. Prayers become this coat, like swearing in a surplice.* Tush, they are all, all the whole house, asleep, and I heard nothing as we passed through it, but usual sleepy sounds, puffing and blowing, snorting, farting, and such like. Yes, I cry mercy, as we passed by the butler’s chamber, I heard his bed crackle shrewdly, and I doubt the dairymaid and he were jumbling of a posset together.* Come, now we are safely arrived at the fountain of our hopes, the well of comfort. Smith, lay down your picklocks: they have done well their office in our passage hither. Mason, advance your pickaxe, whilst the carpenter squares out our new work. Now, for the honour of artificers! Here, here, here is the trap-door,* the mouth of the rich mine, which we’ll make bold to open. And let men of our occupations learn the way that many grow rich by, and nobody knows how they come by their wealth.That is, when they make such concavities as these, for rich men to hide their treasure in, that they make also a privy way for themselves to come and take a share on’t.*

715MasonThis covetous lord by this time has laid in an unknown deal of wealth, I warrant you.

716SmithBut we’ll not take away too much at once.

717CarpenterNo, we’ll but piddle: we’ll not take above a thousand pounds* tonight.   ([CARPENTER] opens [entrance to trap])   So: I’ll go down, and when I shake the rope, then crane me up again. Give me one of the lanthorns.   [CARPENTER, holding dark lantern with one hand and the rope with the other, positions himself to descend into the trap]   So, so, so, let me down handsomely. I’ll warrant you money, the devil and all before day yet.   [CARPENTER drops out of sight.]   

718SmithNay, if we get off clear* but with a thousand pound amongst us, it will serve for drinking money till we come for more.

719MasonThis money will come luckily for a better purpose. I have three bastards at nurse and a fourth in the panniers.* The rope stirs. Pull lustily, this pull for a thousand pound.
(OUTLAW [2] comes up.)

720SmithI fear ’tis lightgold: methinks he does not weigh so heavy as he went down. Comrade, what hast thou brought? What ail’st thou? Canst not speak? I hope thou wert not frighted.

721Outlaw [2]*Oh help! Where am I? drawn from one hell into another? Ha!

722MasonCome, leave your fooling! What money have you?

723Outlaw [2]*Had I the price of kingdoms, I’d give all but for one bit of meat; but I have none.

724Smith’Slid, he would cozen us. How do you look when you lie? Oh me!

725MasonWhat ailest thou?

726SmithThis is not he: it is a ghastly spirit.

727Outlaw [2]*What? Are you men?

728MasonYes, but we have played the devils till we have got a spirit betwixt us.*

729Outlaw [2]*If you be men, help me to food, a little food.

730MasonWhat art thou that canst look thus pie-pecked, crow-trod, or sparrow-blasted?* Ha!

731Outlaw [2]*Oh, I am pined with hunger!

732MasonHere, stay thy stomach: there’s a crust I brought to stop the open mouth of the mastiff if he had flown at us.

733Carpenter   [shouting from within the trap]   Oh, pull! Pull away!

734SmithThere he is now, I am sure.

735CarpenterI shall be devoured else.

736MasonWhat’s the matter, fellow?

737CarpenterTake his teeth out o’me! I cannot tell you else.
([MASON and SMITH] pull up CARP[ENTER, with] OUTL[AW 3] hanging on him.)

738MasonOh, cannibal! Wilt thou eat a carpenter?

739Outlaw [3]*Oh, meat, meat, if you be men!

740MasonNo, we are devils, but here’s another crust for thee whate’er* thou art. We have played the thieves to very good purpose.

741CarpenterHe has gnawed a piece of my flank out with’s teeth and missed very narrowly certain members of more moment: they’d have gone down glib with him. Now, in the Devil’s name, what are ye?

742SmithUntil their crusts be done they cannot tell us.

743MasonCome, I do suspect the subtlety of this cruel politic lord. Would we were well out on’s house. No noise, my masters, and we’ll bring you to meat enough; and then we’ll hear your story, and tell our own. A word more here may cost all our lives.

744SmithTake up your tools and lead the way.

745[Mason]*Come, softly, softly then.
Enter MILDRED and EDITH.*

746MildredI will away this night.

747MasonPeace, hark.

748EdithBut Madam!

749MildredHad you the only tongue of all persuasion,
        So much I prize my life, and honour more,
        I would not miss this opportunity
        For all that you could say.

750SmithAre not these sprites?

751CarpenterNo evil ones, I’ll warrant: they are so white.* Hark a little more.

752EdithTo night he’s troubled ’bout Anthynus coming,
        So that he will not think of lust or wantonness.

753MildredThat trouble keeps him waking, and I fear
        Will rather spur him forwards than withhold him.

754SmithThey talk, methinks; but I cannot hear what for shaking.

755CarpenterTake heed thou dost not jingle thy picklocks! ’Slid, they’ll ring up the house like a ’larum bell.

756EdithWell, since you are so resolute, would we
        Were out of the house, since* if we be taken,
        ’Tis not the price of a million of maidenheads,
        As the market goes, can save our lives.*

757CarpenterGood, I have found what sprites they be. They must needs be the wenches that I suspected were in the butler’s chamber, and made the stiff standing bedstead* that I set up but last week, crack like a wicker chair. Ah rogues! I heard ye.

758Edith   [Noticing the presence of the men]   Oh me! We are undone and taken!

759MasonI’m glad ’tis no worse.

760Carpenter   [To the women]   Peace, if you have a mind to ’scape out o’th’ house alive!

761MildredCome, Nurse, my fear is over: if they
        Be men, and bring us out o’th’ house,
        They cannot be so dangerous as he I ’scaped.

762CarpenterDid he so put thee to’t, my little bustlepate?* What a stout blade’s* this butler!

763MildredThese are good fellows, Nurse.

764CarpenterYes, faith, and fear you nothing for all our devilish outsides. If we ’scape out o’ the house, you ’scape; and if we fail, our necks are sure to hang by ’t; and so on therefore* once more in the name of darkness.
(Ent[er] OFFA [with] light and dagger.)*

765OffaIf my attempt now fail, may my repulse
        Strike lust forever out of countenance.
        It is decreed she sleeps with me or death.

766Outlaw [2]*’Sdeath! It is he!

767Outlaw [3]*Let us fall to and beat him.

768CarpenterAs you can hope for meat again, or life,
        Look big, and use no words; and so glide by.
[MASON and SMITH hide MILDRED and EDITH under their devil costumes, and then CARPENTER, MASON, SMITH, MILDRED, EDITH, OUTLAW 2 and OUTLAW 3 all proceed to exit.]

769OffaThe night, the place, her fate, and my desire,
        Do all conspire unto my wish’d advantage.
        And so I come, coy damosel.
        Ha! How? Why? Where? Who? Or what can you or I be?
        They are all gone, and I am tottering left
        Upon an earthquake.* Gentle! Holla! Holla!
        Set not too hard, old Ops,* thou’lt shake thy rider*
        Through thy chinky wrinkles into Limbo.*
        I shall sink piecemeal if thou trot so hard.
        So, so, so! Holla, holla, gentle earth!
        Open not here, not near that part of thee
        That has but now disgorged those famished ghosts,
        That with the Furies would have beckoned me*
        Along to hell with ’em. So, let me down.
        I must not follow yet, but sleep and think upon’t.
        I will come time enough — you need not fear—
        But first creep back to bed, as nothing were.Exit [OFFA].
5.3*
Enter OSRIC, ETHELSWIC, [EDELBERT]* [and] ALFRID.

770OsricYou have told me wonders, which have pierced my soul
        With horror and amazement. Yet I must confess,
        In all that I am like to suffer, Heaven is just,
        [Whose]* wrath my wilfulness has pulled upon me.
        Yet pardon, since thou gav’st me that affection
        That wandered with me in this oblique course,
        This uncouth* way, with which I have not strayed
        Further than love might lead an human* frailty.

771EthelswicYou do consider well, my Lord, and we
        Beseech you strive to countercheck these crosses
        Still with your kingly reason.

772OsricYes, and fall
        Upon our present business. There you find me
        Out of a spacious kingdom of mine own,
        Shut in a narrow prison, whilst the brother
        Of her whose love I came to seek has married
        The Queen I might have had, before I have seen
        His sister. There was a quick expedition!

773EthelswicMy Lord, for that before you left the Court
        In your supposed distraction, the o’er-busy* Lords
        Eaufrid and Theodwald, out of strong conceit
        The sight of her would cure you, feigned your letters
        Which fetched the Queen, then banished us the Court,
        Before we could take notice. We had been
        Strong traitors else to let that match go forwards;
        Nor heard we of it until now the post
        That brings the news o’th’ King’s and Queen’s approach
        Arrived here in the city.

774OsricAll think him, then, their King still?

775EthelswicYes, yes, and though he told us who he was,
        The overwise lords imputed that to his madness.

776OsricIt seems he was not so mad but he could take
        The Queen into my bed—

777EthelswicWhere she liked him so well
        That she now brings him home unto her own,
        Still thinking him your person—

778OsricWhilst I lie here for his,*
        Accused of parricide; but I will not
        Reveal myself till trial.
Ent[er] MILDRED [and EDITH].*

        Now all my sufferings are turned into delightful recreations.
        Fairest of virgins, welcome! Marvel not
        That at first sight I knew you, when my heart
        Wears the impression of your portraiture;
        And all my intellectual faculties
        Bow to no other object but your beauty.

779MildredO Sir, lay by this high dissimulation;
        For though I find you now are not my brother —

780OsricLo, ye! She knows I am not Anthynus!
        Her virtue like the sun will clear the mist
        Of error we were lost in.

781MildredNot Anthynus?
        Yes, the bright sun discovers not a truth
        More evident than that you are Anthynus
        Nor ever shined on man I loved so well,
        Or hoped to marry, since you are not my brother.

782OsricI understand not this.

783MildredIndeed I came
        To tell you so, and could you clear your hand
        Of the foul stain of blood you are accused of,
        Were I sole monarchess of all this island,*
        I’d kneel to beg a bride’s place in your bed.

784OsricIf I can clear myself?

785MildredNay, mark me further:
        If you clear not yourself, I’ll not outlive you
        To call to mind the man that I so loved
        Butchered his father. Though he were not mine,
        I loved him as a father. Oh, good Heaven,
        How good, how reverend a man was he?

786OsricWeep not, but hear me, or hear me though you weep!
        I am not Anthynus.

787MildredI may say as well
        I do not love you.

788OsricI never had an hand
        In blood of any man.

789MildredProve that, I am yours.

790OsricFetch me a priest.

791EdelbertI saw one i’th’ next room
        Drinking and singing catches with some prisoners.

792EdithWithhold your hands! Anthynus now again,
        Fair lady, is your brother.

793MildredWhy did you mock me then?

794EdithTo save you from your brother Offa’s lust:
        I feigned that you were not his sister, that
        In hope to marry you, he might forbear
        His devilish purpose.

795Mildred   [To OSRIC]   Now I am lost for ever,
        In being the daughter of a murdered father,
        And made uncapable of you in marriage.

796OsricYet hear me, and be comforted.

797MildredOh, me!

798EdithHark, my Lord Anthynus!

799OsricI do not know that name.

800EdithGo to, go to! Nor you do not remember
        How I behaved myself upon the eating of spurging
        Comfits* that your brother Offa gave me,
        And laid the fault on you! Pray Jove,* I say, this murder
        Be no more his fault than yours.
A shout within. Enter KEEPER.

801OsricHark, the wide world abroad is filled with joy,
        And must we only be shut from it?   [To KEEPER]   Now?*

802KeeperMy Lord Anthynus —

803OsricStill must I be Anthynus?

804KeeperYou are called unto your trial.

805OsricWho are my judges?

806KeeperThose that are bribe-free, I dare warrant ’em.
        It may perhaps go somewhat the harder with you;
        For nothing but white innocence can quit you.
        Pray heaven you have’t about you. Even the King
        And Queen —the Queen and King I should have said,
        For she’s our sovereign,’tis her law must do it —

807OsricWhat King do you mean then?

808KeeperKing Osric: you know nothing.

809OsricYes, I know him as well as he knows himself.

810KeeperTake heed, sir, what you say.

811OsricI fear him not,
        But am as good as he. Now carry me for something.

812Mildred   [To OSRIC]   Oh, pray take heed!

813KeeperHow?

814Mildred   [To KEEPER]   Peace, he did not say so.

815Keeper’Slid! He’s as mad as his brother Offa.

816OsricIs Offa mad?

817KeeperOh, quite besides himself, and talks the strangeliest*
        Of his father’s murder, your running away
        And the desire he has to hang his brother here;
        And then he is haunted with sprites too, they say.
        You will know all anon. Will you go, my Lord?

818OsricYes.   [To MILDRED]   Will you be so kind as to see my trial?

819MildredIndeed I must not leave you.

820Keeper’Tis a kind part indeed, and may become
        A sister, like the wife that would not leave
        Her husband till she saw him totter.
        Set the best foot forward, and the best face
        You can, my Lord, upon the business.[KEEPER, OSRIC, MILDRED, ETHELSWIC,
EDITH, ALFRID and ETHELBERT exit.]
*
5.4*
Hautboys [sound offstage while a throne is pushed out or revealed.]*
Enter THEODWALD and EAUFRID, KELRIC and ELKWIN, THEODRIC, ANTHYNUS and BERTHA.*

821All*Long live King Osric and Queen Bertha!

822AnthynusI join with ye in your wishes for the Queen
        And wish well to King Osric as a stranger —

823All*How’s this?

824Anthynus — But will no longer personate him;
        For now be it known to you that I am no Osric,
        But he that warns you call me so no more.

825BerthaWhat means my love?

826AnthynusNay, Madam, ’tis most serious.
[ANTHYNUS confers inaudibly with BERTHA.]


828TheodwaldHe’s madder now than e’er* he was.

829EaufridI am at my wit’s end too. If marriage
        Will not tame him, I know not what to say to’t.

830Anthynus   [Aloud to BERTHA]   I have told you truth; and your fair grace can witness
        How violently I was thrown upon the fortune,
        I thank those provident Lords, against my vow.

831BerthaI take it as the providence of Heaven;
        And from the son of that most injured father,
        Whom now in my joy’s strength I could shed tears for.
        I yield you are my head, and I your handmaid.
[Gesturing for ANTHYNUS to sit enthroned, BERTHA kneels before him; and then he lifts her to her feet.]*

832EaufridSo, so, a few nights’ trial has got her liking
        Forever fast enough. What notable old cockscombs
        Have we been made — nay, made ourselves — indeed!

833AnthynusNow further know, my Lords, I am Anthynus,
        The son of that old honest lord, ’gainst whom
        Your sulphurous malice kindled the Queen’s anger.*

834Elkwin   [Aside TO KELRIC]    Who’ll have an head now for an halfpenny?*

835KelricAnd for t’other two tokens, mine into the bargain.*
Enter KEEPER, with OSRIC, [MILDRED],* ETHELSWIC, EDITH, ALFRID, [EDELBERT],* GUARD.

836KeeperMake way there for the prisoner!

837EaufridSee King Osric!

838TheodwaldAye, this is our King indeed.

839Theodric   [To OSRIC]   Oh, let me wash your feet, sir with my tears!

840OsricThy trespass is thine honour, my Theodric,
        And   [To THEODWALD and EAUFRID]   I must thank your care, my Lords, as it deserves,
        Your overreaching care to give my dignity,
        As much as in you lay, unto another,
        And for your letters counterfeit in my name,
        By which the Queen is mocked into a marriage

841Theodwald   [To EAUFRID]   That was your policy, your wit, my Lord.

842EaufridA shame on’t! Would I were hanged, that I
        Might hear no more on’t.

843BerthaFair sir, the Queen is pleased, and hopes you are
        In her that’s so much fairer in your thoughts.

844AnthynusMy sister Mildred!

845OsricYes, my noble brother!
        She stands in fortune equal with yourself,
        In being mine.

846AnthynusBut not, great sir, until
        You are acquitted of my father’s murder.

847OsricI am clear of that, as I am not Anthynus.
        Anthynus is accused, not Osric, sir.
        Your father is requirèd at your hands.
OFFA, bound in a chair, [is carried onstage by ARNOLD and SERVANT]*


849ArnoldBut his accuser reads another lesson
        Now, Madam.

850OffaWhither do you hurry me?
        If I must answer’t, give me yet some time
        To make provision of befitting presents,
        To supply the hard hands of my stern judges,
        Into a tender feeling of my cause:
        I know what Æacus loves, what Minos likes,
        And what will make grave Rhadamanthus run.*

851AnthynusHe is distracted.

852ArnoldYes, and speaks heinous things
        Against himself, both of my Lord’s murder
        And an intended rape against his sister.

853AnthynusIncestuous monster!

854OffaHark, how the devil lies:
        I have no sister.

855EdithHow he’s possessed
        Of that strange error! I must satisfy you:
        That was merely feigned by me to save her honour
        From his outrageous lust.

856Arnold   [Looking offstage]   But here comes that
        Clears all at once. Welcome, my honoured Lords!
(Enter SEGEBERT [still carrying Offa's sword], [HERMIT, HERMIT'S SERVANT,] JEFFREY, OUTLAW [1])*

857JeffreyA boon, a boon, my gracious liege.

858ArnoldHold your peace, Fool!

859SegebertMy son Anthynus living?

860OsricYou are my father in your daughter’s right

861SegebertMy blessing on my girl!

862OsricBut see Anthynus at a greater height.

863AnthynusMy father!

864BerthaAnd my father!   [To SEGEBERT]   Noble sir,
        Your pardon, and for ever welcome.

865SegebertIf this were real now, and not a dream!

866JeffreyCome, leave your fooling, hear a wise man speak:
           [To ANTHYNUS]   Great King, according unto thy behest
        With knights adventurers I went in quest,
        Through the woods and forests wild,
        To scour the dens of outlaws vild;
        Whence   [Presenting SEGEBERT and the HERMIT]   these old men,   [Presenting the HERMIT'S SERVANT]   this knave, I bring
        Together with   [Presenting OUTLAW 1]   this starveling,*
        Whom I present not dead, but quick
        Unto thy grace, King Osric.

867ArnoldLook this way, Fool: this is King Osric, man.*

868JeffreyWhose fool am I then?

869OsricMine.

870MildredAnd mine.


872BerthaAnd mine.

873JeffreyWhoop, hold a little! Best let me be
        Everybody’s fool round about the house;
        But amongst you all, let me not lose reward.
        I must not fool for nought: the times are hard.

874OsricStill the fool’s covetous.

875BerthaI owe thee a just reward, for I proclaimed
        To him that brought this man alive or dead
        A thousand crowns;* but since thou art so fortunate
        To bring him home alive and well recovered
        Out of such danger—

876JeffreyI shall have nothing, shall I?

877BerthaI’ll double thy reward, give thee two thousand crowns.

878JeffreyIt is enough in conscience. Who bids more?
        For till you are out-bidden, I’ll be your fool;
           [To THEODRIC]   But can you tell whose favourite you are, then?

879Theodric   [Indicating OSRIC]   Where I was first, I’ll ever wish to be.

880OsricAnd I’ll be thine, Theodric, for thou in this
        Hast above favour shewn me unto bliss.

881SegebertI have performed Your Majesty’s command,
        Though not in sending, yet in bringing home
        My banished friend, Lord Alberto, the preserver
        Of my now happy life.

882BerthaIt shall be to his honour: welcome, Alberto!

883Outlaw 1Oh, what an heavenly smell of meat is here!

884Segebert   [To OFFA]   All the unhappiness I now can see
        Is but an argument of tears for thee,
        In whom I’m justly punished.

885AnthynusTake him hence
        From my grieved father’s sight.

886SegebertAnd pray let care
        Be had for his recovery. His senses may
        Bring a new soul into him, for which I pray.

887OffaWhat, am I freed?

888ArnoldYes, yes, my Lord, all’s well.

889OffaI knew my bribes would do it.

890JeffreyI’ll off with him, for ’tis unknown to you
        What good a fool may on a madman do. [ARNOLD and SERVANT exit, carrying OFFA
in his chair and accompanied by JEFFREY.]
*

891SegebertThis sword was evidence enough against him;
        But here’s one of the outlaws that confessed it,
        For whom, since he is penitent, I beg pardon.

892MildredThe other two his fellows are both extant,
        For whom, together with three thievish workmen
        That were strong instruments in my delivery,
        Let me beg mercy.

893AnthynusI have heard of them
        That robbed my brother’s jewel-house. ’Tis a day of grace,
        And we are taught by Heaven’s abundant mercy
        Shewn upon us beyond our expectation,
        To imitate that goodness.

894BerthaI forgive
        All on my part.

895OsricI pardon all on mine.

896BerthaAnd now, right royal Sir, let me entreat
        For former love, to make our last complete,
        You will be pleased a month with us to stay
        In triumphs to commemorate this day.

897OsricNext to my sum of happiness, my bride,
        I should have sought that honour, royal sister.

898AnthynusThus through tempestuous sighs and showers of tears
        Joy at the last more cheerfully appears.[THEODWALD, EAUFRID, KELRIC, ELKWIN, THEODRIC, ANTHYNUS, BERTHA, KEEPER, OSRIC, MILDRED, ETHELSWIC, EDITH, ALFRID, EDELBERT, SEGEBERT, HERMIT, HERMIT'S SERVANT and OUTLAW 1 exit.]*

RIC[HARD] BROME.

Deus dedit his quoque Finem.*

F I N I S.*

Edited by Marion O'Connor