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The Queen's Exchange

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ACT. II. SCEN. I.
Enter Oſriick the King, Theodrick,
Theodwald, Eaufrid, Alfrid, E-
delbert, 2. Lords.
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OSr.Let your diſpatches inſtantly be
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ſent
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Through all the Kingdom to incite the
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people
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(As many as are mine, or would be
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thought ſo)
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To expreſſe with me their joy, for the
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enjoying
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Of the ſo long deſired happineſſe.
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In this our beautious and magnificent
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Queen.
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1. Lor.See that through all the Cities,
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Towns and Villages,
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With ſolemn Feaſts, and publique ſign
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of joy
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They celebrate a day for theſe glad
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Tydings.
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2. Lor.Poſt every way, that the third
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day from this
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The general joy may ſound and ſhine
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through all
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The Kingdom.
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Attend.That’s with Bells and Bone-
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fires.
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1. & 2. Lor.Goe.Ex. Attendants.
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Kin.And now my Lords, I muſt re-
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quire your care
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To ſet down a fit order for our journey
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Unto this Queen to perfect my worlds
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bliſſe.
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I would not fail in the leaſt Article
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Of ſtate or decency in this Affair.
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Provide ſo that we may in all appear
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Worthy th’ Atchievement of our fair am-
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bition.
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And let our followers be choſen ſuch
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Whoſe inward worth no leſſe than out-
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ward ſhew
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The Queens Exchange.
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May make us glorious in this expedition.
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Do ſpeedily and effectually good my
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Lords,
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The time haſts on.
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1. & 2. Lor.Our duty ſhall prevent it.
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King.Methinks the ſilent Picture ſeems
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to ſay,
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’Tis fit I ſhould anticipate a day,Ex. Lords.
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Rather then loſe one minute from that
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light
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Whoſe very ſhadow is ſo Angel bright.
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Emb.But when your Highneſs ſhall
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behold, nay more
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Shall touch, nay more and nearer ſhall
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embrace,
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Nay more and nearer yet, enfold and
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handle,
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Nay more and neareſt of all, enjoy
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The lively (that’s too little) heavenly
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ſubſtance
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Of this poor imaginary, which is as ſhort,
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As far inferior to the life,
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As a weak ſtar-light to the mid day Sun.
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King.O do not raviſh me with expe-
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ctation.
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This is a way to make each hour untill
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I ſhall enjoy my bliſſe, a tedious night;
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Each night a death: Yet can I not de-
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ſire
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To ſhift the Argument off our diſcourſe.
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Did ſhe appear ſo fair, ſo lovely?
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Emb.Sir,
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Suppoſe you ſee a glorious Firmament,
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Bedek’d with heavenly Stars; ſo ſhines
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her Court
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With Ladies might be thought of match-
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leſſe beauty,
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Striking meer humane ſight with admi-
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ration.
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Imagine now you ſee break through a
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Vail
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Amidſt thoſe Stars, though heavenly
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leſſer beauties
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The bright Cynthia in her full of Luſtre.
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So this no leſſe to be compared Queen,
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Shines above beauty to an humane eye
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That is not mix’d with powerful Ma-
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jeſty.
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You may behold her your Divinity,
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My King may comprehend what can
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befit
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Me only to confeſſe, I do admire.
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Kin.O thou art mine. In ſuch a
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Queen
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And ſuch a ſervant nev’r was King ſo
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bleſs’d.
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But are there in her Court (although in-
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feriour
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To her more Excellent) ſuch ſpecial
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Beauties,
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And in my Theodricks apprehenſion?
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You have made choice of one then?
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Emb.I have ſeen
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One ſo agreeable to my affection
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Above all the reſt, I cannot but confeſſe
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I ſtrove to be her Servant.
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King.Doubtleſſe then
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She was a fair one. Theodrick, never fear,
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She is thine own, my ſelf will be thy
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Spokeſman
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If ſhe be worthy of thee.
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Emb.For fair Vertue
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With all the graces which adorn the
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mind,
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In beſt opinion ſhe’s unparallel’d
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By any Subject, Lady, (I muſt ever
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Allow Supremacy unto the Queen)
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And for her Perſon, it appears in all
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Moſt anſwerable to her face. Of which
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here is
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Th’ exacteſt Copy that I could get
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drawn,
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And without flattery by the Queens
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own Lymner.
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King.Pray let me ſee’t. Indeed it is a
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ſweet one.
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Did he that drew this of the Queen, draw
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that?
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Emb.With the ſame hand.
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King.But not with the ſame colours.
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Truſt me they’re much unlike,
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He wrongs the Queen
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And merits her diſpleaſure even to
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death,
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T’advance a Servants beauty ’bove her
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own.
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Emb.What ſayes your Majeſty?
C[1]King.


The Queens Exchange.
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King.Keep off a little, (does,
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You ſtand juſt in my light. And ſo he
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Twixt me and the prime beauty of the
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world.
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But I’l be even with him, and cauſe my
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Picturer
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To ſet this Crown upon this head, and
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then—
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Fie, what a fancie’s this? He will per-
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ceive me.
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But now I note this Forehead, and this
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Brow,
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This Eye, this Lip—(lets fall the
other)
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Emb.You have let fall the Queen Sir.
(takes it up)
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King.I cry her mercy. What a ſhame
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it is
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That I ſhould fall in his diſcovery?
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Are Courts ſo fraught with fraud and
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flattery?
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And can a King that governs ſuch pro-
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feſſors
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No whit diſſemble to obſcure his paſſi-
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ons?
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I muſt, and thus begin to practice it.
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Theodrick, didſt thou note my contem-
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plation
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Over theſe Pictures?
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Emb.I could but perceive
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Your Highneſſe viewing them well. And
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I have learn’d
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To make no ſearch into my Soveraigns
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thoughts.
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King.Thou art ever modeſt. Thus it
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was Theodrick.
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(Proteſt it rap’t me bove the pitch of
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Mortals)
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Firſt to conſider what an abſolute beauty
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This Queen has in herſelf; but then to
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gather
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The circumſtances, many ſuch as this
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(As thou affirmſt) inferiour lights to her,
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That ſhine about her, rendring her more
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glorious,
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Lights her above affection, to an height
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That claims her adoration. Then marvel
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not
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That now when this but in Effigy
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Was but plac’d by her. By which her
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Majeſty
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So much the more appear’d, I could not
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hold
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This Figure of that all to be comman-
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ding beauty
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When my high thoughts were fled up
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to her preſence.
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Now take thy piece of craftſmanſhip
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again,
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Which truſt me is a pritty one; whilſt I
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Devote my ſervice to this Deity.
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Emb.Sir, you have given me the
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Queens Picture.
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King.Ha!
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What a miſtake was here? But thou art
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honeſt,
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And coveteſt but thy own; Take it
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Theodrick.
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Now tell me of what houſe or Parentage
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Your Miſtriſſe is.
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Emb.I told you firſt her Vertues,
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Her perſon next, and by this her beauty,
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Which you are pleas’d to deem not
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much amiſſe.
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King.’Tis ſuch Theodrick that had I
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not ſeen
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This ſo much above it (pardon my hy-
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pocriſie)
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I ſhould have envied any man but thee
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In ſuch a choice. But ſpeak her parentage.
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Emb.That’s all her blemiſh.
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King.Is ſhe of tainted blood?
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Emb.You ſearch with Kingly wiſe-
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dom. She is daughter
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To that bold obſtinate Baron I enform’d
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you of,
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Whom the Queen in her juſt diſpleaſure
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baniſh’d.
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King.Thy love to her may hereafter
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plead for him:
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But ſoft, I am not well.
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Emb.Heaven bleſſe the King.
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Who waits within there?
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King.Tarry, let me ſee
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That Picture once again. It wants ex-
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ceedingly
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Of this in many things.
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Emb.I ſhould want judgement
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The Queens Exchange.
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Not to grant that.
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King.Here it wants palpably
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The drooping of the brow; and here
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again
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The dulneſſe of the Eye, which here
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ſhews deadly
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But for a little ſquint it has. Good Queen
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You look a ſquint. Then look you Sir,
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yours wants.
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You ſhall not hear me neither, cauſe I
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will not
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Spoil your conceit of it. Your Lady wants
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The furious ſharpneſſe of the noſe, which
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here
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My Queen has very ſhrewly. And again,
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You han’t the hanging of the nether lip,
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Which the beſt Phiſiognomiſts do tell us
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Shews women apt to luſt, and ſtrong in-
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continence.
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Phew, This is all too ſweet for mortal
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ſenſe,
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Here, take’t again, and keep mine for me
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with it.
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Lay ’em together, th’one may mend the
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tother.
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Emb.I have known women oft marry
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one another.
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Their Pictures may perhaps have greater
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vertue.
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King.I am not well, what kind of
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Changeling am I?
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A wild confuſion rumbles in my brain,
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My thoughts are all at ſtrife.
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Emb.How fares your Highneſſe?
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King.Sick, ſick, Theodrick.
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Emb.Retire Sir to your Couch.
Enter 2 Lords.
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1 & 2. Lor.Where is my Lord the King.
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King.Here yet my Lords.
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Emb.The King’s not well.
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1. Lor.We have provided for your
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Highneſſe journey,
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In ſuch a ſort as never King went forth.
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King.Whither, to Heaven, my Lords?
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2. Lor.Yes, to the Queen.
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Lovers count marriage Heaven before
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they wed,
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But afterwards I know what ſome have
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ſaid.
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Oh this is your honey moon.
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Yes, yes, you ſhall to Heaven, your Hea-
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ven as you call it,
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In ſuch a royal manner. See the Order.
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King.Pray peace.
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Emb.You do not well to vex the King.
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You ſee he’s ſick.
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1. Lor.Sick? marry Heaven forbid.
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2. Lor.Sick o’the Wife before he has
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her.
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Come, a very trothplight qualm, into
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your Chamber,
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And at we find you we’l our ſelves
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beſtir.
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Emb.Who waits within there? call
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the Kings Phyſitians.
Exeunt omnes.
SCEN. II.
A ſhout within, the Muſik, ſound the
Bells. Enter 4 Clowns with tools.

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1.And what’s the reaſon of all this
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merry glee?
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2.The King, the King man muſt be
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married.
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3.And muſt he have a Wife?
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2.A Wife? a Queen man, and all the
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Wives in her Dominion
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Muſt be his Commonwealth, and under
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us.
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4.O brave.
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2.And we muſt ſon and daughter it
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upon their Nation.
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4.That will be brave indeed.
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1.O but where is Jeffrey, jolly Jeffrey
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now? the prick and praiſe,
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The very prick and praiſe, and prime
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Spark of our Pariſh, to ſet our
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Bonefires and our
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Mirth a blazing.
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3.The Bells a ringing, and the Bowls
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a trowling, the Fidlers fumbling &c
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Tumbling. O Jeffrey, where art thou
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Jeffrey?
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2.He’s at hand I warrant you, he
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went but to Church
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E’en now.
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The Queens Exchange.
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4.What, to pray at ſuch a time as this?
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2.No but to help to rear the Tennor,
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and will come
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Preſently.
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3.That’s to be born withal. It is in-
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deed a diveliſh
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Lopheavy Bell. I would the Church-
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warden that
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Should have mended it when he robb’d
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the poor, were
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Hang’d in’s place.
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2.There ſaid you well. The Curate
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could ſay almoſt as much
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When ’twas. But it makes no matter
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what he ſaies, I ſee
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Little amended.
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3.Whoop, here comes Jeffrey ſweating
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in theſe affairs.
Ent. Jeffrey.
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Jeff.The great Bells of our Town, they
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tingle they tangle,
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They jingle they jangle, the Tenner of
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them goes merrily.
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4.O Jeffrey, welcome Jeffrey.
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Jeff.And ſhall we have a Queen?
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All.So they ſay Jeffrey. O the braveſt
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Woman!
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Jeff.Take heed o’ that, woman did
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you ſay? Take heed, I
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Give you warning. No man muſt know
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ſhe is a woman
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But the King himſelf. But a brave Queen
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ſhe is they ſay,
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And loves a man with all her heart.
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Where art O Queen? we’l make thee
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Such an holy day, as ſhall
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Juſtle all the working dayes out of our
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Almanack. It
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Shall be ſaid that we will work no more
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till thy
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Seventh Son, O Queen, who muſt be
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born a Prophet, ſhall
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Foretel, the Age to come ſhall not have
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a true labourer
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Or honeſt workman in it.
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1.So we may make a long holyday
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indeed.
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Jeff.Let work no more be thought on,
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we will revel it out
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Of remembrance, we will not ceaſe our
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joy to ſleep, for
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Fear we dream of work again. Down
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with your prophane
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Tools, and Implements of Huſbandry,
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the very ſight of ’em
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Diſhonours our new holy day.
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1.But Jeffrey, our Maſters grudge to
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give us wood
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Enough to make a beaking Bonefire.
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Jeff.How?
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2.They ſay ’tis waſte.
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Jeff.Not wood to make a Bonefire?
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Your Sheeplocks, Flayles, Spades,
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Shovels, Rakes and Pitchforks, ſhall all
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be made a Bonefire.
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2.And ſo we may be ſure to make
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holy day till
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We get new ones.
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Jeff.The maids ſhall bring their Rocks,
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their Wheels and Reels,
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their Tubs, their Pales and Buttocks.
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4.Buckets thou wouldſt ſay.
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Jeff.Where was my mind?
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Their Buckets ſhall they bring, Waſh-
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bowls and Butter-churns,
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Their Buckingtubs, Baſkets and Battle-
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doors;
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And all be made a Bonefire for the
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Queen.
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3.My mother will not let her houſe-
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holdſtuff go ſo.
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Jeff.We’l burn her for a witch then
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with all her traſh,
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And her thatcht manſion too about her
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Ears,
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But we will ſhew our zeal unto the
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Queen
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In fire ſufficient.
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All. 4Ah good Boy.
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Jeff.Sfoot, if our Maſters do rebel
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againſt us
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Now Majeſty’s on our ſide, and not
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give fewel,
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When we mean to give fire, as duty binds
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We’l have their Carts by th’ arſes, Har-
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dles, Wheelbarrows,
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The Ploughs and Harrows, and the
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Whips;
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Becauſe the Beaſts ſhall play too; only
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we’l ſpare
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Their Racks and Mangers. All that’s
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made of wood
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Belonging to our work beſides, ſhall
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periſh,
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Shall periſh, I have ſaid it. Not the
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Politique
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Molecatchers ſtaff ſhall ſcape the flame.
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Not low us wood? We’l drink up all
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the drink to the Queens health
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And burn the Hogſheads, Barrels, Kil-
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derkins,
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Firkins and Rundlets, all to the wooden
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diſh
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Shall ſmoak for’t in our bonefire for the
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Queen.
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All.Good boy again.
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1.But where ſhall we make this
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Houge and monſtrious Bonefire?
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Jeff.Here, here, juſt here, in this very
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place, I come to mark
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The ground, here it ſhall blaze up to
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the Heavens, and
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We will roaſt our Town Bull at it, with
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a thouſand
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Puddings in his belly.
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All. 4.Ah good Jeffrey ſtill.
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Jeff.Nothing too dear to ſignifie our
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loves to the
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King and Queen, let us beſtir us there-
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fore,
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And enact this as a law amongſt us,
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That
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He that does not gall his hands to day
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with
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Ringing, ſhall be hang’d up in the bell-
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rope;
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And he that is not ſoundly liquor’d by
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night ſhall
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Be made fewel for our Bonefire; ſuch
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dry Raſcals
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Will burn better then Hereticks.
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And laſt of all, he that does not keep
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his wench
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Waking in the way that we wot of till
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to morrow milking time, ſhall
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either be
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Gelt, or elſe led through the Town by
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that which
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Shall be nameleſſe in a cleft ſtick. And ſo
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God ſave
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The Queen.
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1.And the King to.
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Jeff.The King we make no doubt of,
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we have Pray’d
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For him theſe ſeven years.
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All 4.A Jeffrey, a Jeffrey.
Enter a Conſtable and Alfride.
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Conſt.Whither away my friends?
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Jeff.To make the braveſt bonefire that
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ever blaz’d ſince
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Troy, or that which the Tyrant Emperor
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warm’d
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His hands at.
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Conſt.You muſt forbear.
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Jeff.We muſt forbear, what Hebrew’s
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that?
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We underſtand not what muſt forbear
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means.
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Conſt.You muſt forbear to make your
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Bonefire.
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Jeff.Muſt? that word had nev’r been
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nam’d had all been Jeffrey;
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We muſt forbear to ſet our loves on fire
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Unto the King, Doſt thou not feel thy ſelf
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O man what e’re thou art, becoming a
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Traytor?
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Knowſt thou the words thou ſpeakeſt
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againſt the King?
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Conſt.I know what I do ſpeak, and
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what I am.
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1.It is the Conſtable.
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Conſt.I know my Office too, by vertue
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whereof
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I charge you in the Kings name, lay by
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Your ſports and paſtimes, I’l lay you by
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the heels elſe.
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Will you Sir know a reaſon? The King
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is ſick.
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Jeff.Then let us drink his health.
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Conſt.He is ſick exceedingly.
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Jeff.Then let us drink exceedingly.
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Conſt.He’s ſick even unto death.
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Jeff.Then let us ring our Bells for that,
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and make a Funeral Bonefire.
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Conſt.I ſay no drinking at all, no Bells,
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nor no Bonefires,
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It is his Majeſties command.
[C3]Jeffrey.


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Jeff.I ſay his Majeſties firſt word ſhall
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ſtand for Bells and Bonefires.
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Though we ſet the Town a fire, and
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ring the Bells backwards.
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Conſt.Ye will not be all hang’d will
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ye? ſee
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Here’s a Gentleman and a Courtier, that
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ſo ſignifies his Majeſties pleaſure.
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Jeff.A Gentleman and a Courtier,
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where be they?
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I ſee but one.
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Alfr.Sir, I am both.
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Jeff.What monſters are bred in Affri-
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ca? I take you but
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For one at moſt; well, for the Gentle-
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man that you
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Are, thus I ſalute you; Now for the
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Courtier that
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Is within you, I muſt wait upon it here;
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this poſterior poſture did
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I learn of a Spanniel whoſe name was
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Courtier.
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Now let me tell you Maſter Gentleman
1258
and Courtier, that we are
1259
Sorry that ſickneſſe ſhould make our
1260
King and Maſter
1261
So fickle-headed as to croſſe our ſports
1262
thus, that we
1263
Meant to have made him ſuch an holy-
1264
day as might
1265
Have prov’d more worth to him than a
1266
Wife and
1267
Twenty ſickneſſes beſides: Yet can we
1268
not be ſo ſorry for his ſickneſſe as
1269
that it
1270
Was his miſhap to play mock holyday
1271
with us.
1272
Alfr.The King ſhall know your loves,
1273
and for your part Maſter
1274
Speaker.
1275
Jeff.Your Friend and Jeffrey.
1276
Alfr.Then Jeffrey be it, I’l promiſe
1277
you preferment, if
1278
You will up to Court with me.
1279
Jeff.Up to the Gallows ſhall I not?
1280
Alfr.My life for thine. And thou ſhalt
1281
not deny me,
1282
Here’s Gold in earneſt, take it. The Kings
1283
diſeaſe
1284
Is melancholy, and thou mayſt do him
1285
more good
1286
Then a whole Colledge of Phyſitians.
1287
Jeff.He takes me for a fool, I’l make
1288
a venture on’t,
1289
The beſt is, many a Fool has thriv’d at
1290
Court; and
1291
The worſt is, I am not the firſt that has
1292
forſaken
1293
His Country. I’l along with you Sir, and
1294
if I riſe
1295
By you, I ſhall quickly learn Courtſhip
1296
enough
1297
To forget to thank you: And for your
1298
parts my
1299
Old Friends, what need ſoever you may
1300
have of
1301
Me, you muſt be ſure I’l be a ſtranger
1302
to you.
1303
All 4.Wilt thou forſake us Jeffrey?
1304
then who ſhall daunce
1305
The hobby horſe at our next Revel rout?
1306
Jeff.The hobby horſe of preferment
1307
gallops me from you;
1308
If you chance to ſee me in my robes
1309
hereafter
1310
When I come to be the Fool Royal, you
1311
may admire my
1312
Garments, and whiſper to your acquain-
1313
tance very ſoftly,
1314
That you knew me once, But on your
1315
Allegiance look
1316
Not that I ſhould know you then.
1317
1.Nay, we are not ſuch Clowns but
1318
we have heard that
1319
Courtiers in favour will know no body.
1320
Jeff.’Tis true, for when they are in
1321
diſgrace the ſillieſt
1322
Clown will not know them.
1323
Conſt.You were beſt look to your faſt
1324
footing then when
1325
You are high in favour.
1326
Jeff.High in fooling thou wouldſt ſay
1327
ſilly Conſtable; yet there’s no
1328
Great danger. One fool may outſtand ſix
1329
favourites.
1330
Alfr.Away then as thou art.
1331
Jeff.I Sir, I’l take no ſhift with me,
1332
I ſhall ſhift
[C3v]The


The Queens Exchange.
1333
The better when I come there.
1334
All 4.Well, farewel Jeffrey, thy like
1335
will nev’r come here.
1336
Jeff.Commend me to all the Laſſes,
1337
and let not them, nor
1338
Do not you grieve for my departure, nor
1339
for
1340
The holyday that here is loſt; inſtead
1341
of which, that
1342
You may have a new one, I wiſh that
1343
one of you, even he
1344
That loves me beſt,as ſpeedily as may be
1345
would deſerve
1346
Hanging,that the reſt may make holyday
1347
for him.
1348
Sic valete valetote.
1349
1.Now the Dee’l braſt crag of him.
1350
2.He’s a right Courtier already.
1351
4.I’m glad he us’d us no better, If
1352
he had
1353
I ſhould have cried out mine eyes for
1354
him.
Exeunt omnes.
SCEN. III.
Enter Segebert, Anthynus.
1355
Seg.’Twas a miraculous eſcape. Good
1356
Heaven
1357
Is with me ſtill. I have not heard
1358
That any of theſe native Salvages,
1359
Theſe home-bred monſters in humanity,
1360
Theſe out-laws, theſe-deteſted Thieves
1361
and Robbers,
1362
Have enterpriz’d a villany like this,
1363
To ſet with ſuch a violence on men
1364
Of our weak ſeeming, poor and needy
1365
Pilgrims,
1366
When I did offer them to ſhun their
1367
blows,
1368
All that we had even to our bare apparel.
1369
AnthIt ſeems their aym was at our
1370
blood, not means.
1371
And doubtleſſe they were ſome that
1372
knew our perſons
1373
Through our diſguiſes, and perſu’d us
1374
hither
1375
With an inveterate malice to deſtroy us
1376
In this wild Deſart.
1377
Seg.Was it not enough
1378
Thou impious Queen, and more unna-
1379
tural Country,
1380
To baniſh me unjuſtly? but thou muſt
1381
Purſue my life by treacherous cruelty?
1382
Art thou not hurt at all my Son?
1383
Anth.Not touch’d,
1384
To the leaſt danger of one drop of blood
1385
Seg.They are three ſturdy Knaves and
1386
ſtrongly weapon’d.
1387
Anth.Had they been forty Sir, while I
1388
was arm’d
1389
By your white Innocence and holy
1390
Prayers’
1391
Heavens juſtice lent me hands to beat
1392
them off.
1393
Yet give me leave dear Sir, to aſk you
1394
now
1395
Why you have bent your Pilgrimage
1396
this way?
1397
Leading into a country of more danger
1398
Unto your life and ſafety, then your own
1399
Northumberland, whoſe King cannot but
1400
rage
1401
In greater heat againſt you then the
1402
Queen,
1403
That ſo unjuſtly baniſh’d you; you
1404
may fall
1405
(Though you eſcape the danger of this
1406
Forreſt)
1407
Into the reach of his revengeful fury.
1408
Seg.It was and is my purpoſe to appear
1409
In perſon to that King at my lifes price,
1410
Which I am no more fond of then my
1411
Country
1412
Is of my truth. And when I have made
1413
known
1414
Th’ unfitneſs of the match, by the dis-
1415
honour
1416
He’l run into if he proceed in it;
1417
If then he take my life, I am at home,
1418
Eternally at home.
1419
Anth.But made you none
1420
Acquainted that you meant to travel this
1421
way?
1422
Seg.None
1423
But my dear ſon Offa.
1424
Anth.Then ſure the Queen
1425
Sent her Blood-hounds after you; I
1426
perceive
[C4]They


The Queens Exchange.
1427
They could not be mere Thieves.
1428
Seg.Good Angels guard us;
1429
They have made head again in greater
1430
numbers.
Enter Offa diſguis’d and Outlaws.
1431
Anth.Take greater courage then.
1432
Offa.Faint hearted ſlaves
1433
Muſt I give hire and do the taſk my ſelf?
1434
1. Outl.’Tis not amiſſe to help for
1435
expedition.
1436
All.Upon ’em all at once.
They fight. Anthynus knock down I.
Outlaw. Offa wounds Segebert in
the head, he ſincks.
Anthynus diſarms Offa. Offa runs off,
whilſt Anthynus ſpeaks.
1437
Anth.This ſword thou never handleſt
1438
more. Take you it and freſh cou-
1439
rage Sir.
(Anth. Beats off the other and ſpeaks on)
1440
May you not ceaſe your flight till you
1441
reach Hell,
1442
That bred ye villans; to purſue ye further
1443
Were to neglect a nearer duty.
1444
Dear honour’d Sir, look up;
1445
Father, how do you?
1446
Seg.Even almoſt well I hope.
1447
Anth.He means with death,
1448
Alas he’s deeply wounded and bleeds
1449
much.
1450
But what do I in this? I have not tears
1451
Enough to waſh theſe wounds, although
1452
ſome linnen
1453
To bind them up. But mearly to bewail
1454
him
1455
With looks and lamentations is as
1456
fruitleſſe
1457
As here to leave him languiſhing to
1458
death,
1459
And run in purſuit of his enemies
1460
To work revenge, Neither of theſe bring
1461
eaſe.
1462
Mount up my thoughts to Heaven then
1463
for a bleſſing
1464
Upon my ready induſtry, and let each
1465
faculty
1466
Of mine as prompt to works and pray-
1467
ers be.
1468
How is it now Sir? do I not bind it too
1469
hard?
1470
Pray Sir ſpeak to me.
1471
Seg.Offa, oh ſon Offa!
1472
Anth.Offa is not here, Sir, ’tis I, your
1473
ſon Anthynus.
1474
Why look you on that ſword ſo?
1475
Seg.O ſon Offa!
1476
Anth.Pray Sir look on me, I fear his
1477
memory fails him.
1478
And as his mind was ever on Offa
1479
Before unfortunate me; ſo now he gives
1480
The merit that belongs (if any be)
1481
Due to the duty of a ſon in this
1482
From me to him. But envy be thou from
1483
me.
1484
Why look you on that ſword, and not
1485
on me?
1486
’Twas I that wonne it for you.
1487
Seg.O Anthynus!
1488
Anth.That’s well ſaid Sir, ſpeak
1489
though but faintly to me,
1490
I had rather hear your groans then find
1491
you ſpeechleſſe,
1492
Better will come I hope.
1493
Seg.Help me to riſe.
1494
Anth.That’s comfortably ſpoken; ſo,
1495
well done
1496
Like a ſtrong man again.
1497
Seg.O I am weak.
1498
Anth.Reſt upon me, my ſtrength, my
1499
all is yours.
1500
Æneas that true Trojan ſon, whoſe fame
1501
For piety ever crowns his name
1502
Had not a will (although my means be
1503
poor)
1504
Exceeding mine to anſwer nature more,
1505
Well ſaid, that ſtep became you, we ſhall
1506
on
1507
I ſee apace, give me your ſword, it trou-
1508
bles you.
1509
Seg.No, not this ſword.
1510
Anth.That’s the beſt ſign of all.
1511
Keep it and hold it faſt Sir, we will back
1512
A little to the Spring we came by, where
1513
I’l ſomewhat more accommodate your
1514
wounds.
1515
Heaven, which mens honeſt pains doth
1516
ever bleſſe,
1517
Will when we leaſt can hope afford
1518
redreſſe. Exeunt.
[C4v]Enter


The Queens Exchange.
1519
1. Outl.Oh, oh, ſome help, oh.
Enter an Hermit and Servant with a Baſket.
1520
HermHark, didſt thou not hear a cry?
1521
Serv.Of nothing but
1522
My guts that cry within me Sir for meat.
1523
I hear no other cry, nor have not done.
1524
Outl.Oh.
1525
Serv.Almoſt theſe 5. years.
1526
Herm.Peace thou belly-god, ’twas
1527
there again.
1528
Serv.It is a belly-divel rather, that has
1529
tormented me
1530
E’re ſince I ſerv’d you under ground
1531
hereby. No man
1532
Above ground could have faſted like me.
1533
Herm.Haſt thou not dayly food thou
1534
Caterpiller?
1535
Serv.Yes, ſuch as Caterpillers eat;
1536
Bloſſomes and Buds, many green grow-
1537
ing things,
1538
Such as you make your medicines of, and
1539
Roots, would I could get
1540
Some of the Caterpillers. A diſh of Ca-
1541
terpillers fryed,
1542
Let me ſee in what? in Uſurers greaſe,
1543
if one
1544
Knew where to get it, might ſerve to
1545
feaſt an Emperour.
1546
But we live out oth’ world by Prayer
1547
and Faſting.
1548
Herm.Thou fareſt as I fare, feedeſt as
1549
oft as I.
1550
ServBut Sir, there’s difference in our
1551
exerciſes. If I
1552
Could ſpend my time, whole dayes in
1553
prayer, as
1554
You do, this kind of fare or faſting
1555
Rather, would not be ſo bitter to me.
1556
Outl.Oh.
1557
Herm.Didſt thou not hear it now?
1558
Serv.Yes, ſomething like the croaking
1559
of a Frog me thought. If it
1560
Were one, I would wade up to the waſte
1561
for’t
1562
For my ſupper. Here, here Sir, here ’tis,
1563
here’s more
1564
Work for you. Once a week we are com-
1565
monly troubled
1566
Either to cure or bury one or other,
1567
thank the
1568
Outlaws, they make us work for no-
1569
thing here, as if we dwelt
1570
Here for the purpoſe, nor do I know
1571
other indeed.
1572
Herm.Look up man, canſt thou ſpeak?
1573
Outl.O no.
1574
Serv.There’s great hope of recovery,
1575
you hear he
1576
Sayes he cannot ſpeak.
1577
Herm.Canſt thou hold up thy hands,
1578
and lift up thine eyes?
1579
Serv.He does, he does; hang’t he’l
1580
do well enough.
1581
Herm.Help up his body, then down
1582
into my Cave.
1583
Serv.And to morrow up with him
1584
again, and then down
1585
Into a grave. Better let him lie now Sir,
1586
You’l ne’re do good on him I doubt;
1587
He looks
1588
So damnably as if the Divel were at my
1589
elbow
1590
For him.
1591
Herm.Peace knave, in charity I’l do
1592
my beſt.
1593
Heaven hitherto my labours well has
1594
bleſs’d.
1595
Serv.Nay, had I his weight in Veni-
1596
ſon ſo neer Kill’d, and might be
1597
allow’d to
1598
Eat it; I would aſk no more fleſh while
1599
I liv’d.
(Here enter Offa and the Outlaws aſſuring
him they are dead.)
Enter Anthynus carrying Segebert
in his Arms.
1600
Anth.Can no releaſe be had? is this
1601
the place,
1602
That curſed piece of ground which Na-
1603
ture meant
1604
Should be call’d Hell on Earth? where
1605
outrage reigns,
1606
Murder and cruelty beyond it; deep
1607
deſpair
1608
To a poor remnant of diſtreſſed life
1609
Of al reviving comforts, food, or medicine?
1610
Seg.Oh, ſet me down.
1611
Anth.And muſt we needs be ſet
1612
By the malitious ignorance of Fortune
D[1]On


The Queens Exchange.
1613
On this infernal way?
1614
Seg.Patience, good Son.
1615
Anth.Where ill abounds, and every
1616
good is wanting,
1617
Was’t not enough that ſo much blood
1618
was ſpilt (which hath flow’d
1619
From this white reverend head, from
1620
Counſels that have preſerv’d the blood of
1621
Nations?
1622
And fitter now to wear a Diadem
1623
It ſelf, then thus be ſtain’d with his own
1624
wrong. (ſo,
1625
Had it not been enough to have left him
1626
Thou Tyrant Fortune, but to take away
1627
All means of Succour? no relief? no
1628
comfort?
1629
Seg.Good Son, be not impatient.
1630
Anth.And ſee, ſee,
1631
Accurſed Fate! he bleeds a freſh again,
1632
As if his blood I now but waſh’d away
1633
Cry’d for the reſt to follow it.
1634
Seg.Indeed, (me.
1635
Son, this impatience hurts thy ſelf and
1636
Better let me bleed ſtill (bleeding’s an
1637
eaſie death) (Heaven,
1638
Then thou diſpleaſe the awful power of
1639
By chiding at the feign’d ones, good take
1640
heed. (I beg
1641
Anth.Me you have juſtly chidden, and
1642
Pardon of Heaven and you, and now me-
1643
thinks
1644
I am inſpir’d unto a further duty (tried
1645
Of ſeeking remedy. I’l leave no way un-
1646
To find it, if I may. And though my
1647
abſence (grief
1648
Will ſore perplex me; I will with your
1649
Leave you a while to forrage for relief.
1650
But firſt pray let me change a ſword
1651
with you Sir;
1652
Not that I think yours better, but becauſe
1653
I fear ſome charm is in’t, or ſecret ill (ſtill
1654
Gainſt you, you ſigh ſo when you view it
1655
Seg.Good Son, forbear ’t, and me unto
1656
my thoughts, (with thee
1657
Till thou returnſt. Heavens & my bleſſing
1658
Anth.So ſtrengthned I ſhall ſure find
1659
remedy
1660
To raife you out of this calamity.
Exit Anthynus.
1661
Seg.This ſword Anthynus? no, ſhouldſt
1662
thou but know (Fury
1663
This ſword as I do, it would raiſe thy
1664
Unto an execution of that horror
1665
Would ſhake me in my grave: this ſword
1666
Which now I cannot but with tears re-
1667
member, (Brother
1668
Was once mine own. I gave it to thy
1669
(I will not call him ſo) but to my Son,
1670
(Why ſhould I him call him ſo?) but to Offa,
1671
And ſo I fear I name my murtherer.
1672
For when I gave it him, I charg’d him
1673
never (ſame,
1674
To part with it; he firmly vow’d the
1675
And that whilſt I or he ſhould live, no
1676
man
1677
Should ever give it motion but himſelf.
1678
Wer’t thou ſo greedy of my life, my Offa,
1679
To ſnatch it from me thus? when as the
1680
wounds
1681
Thy Parricidial hands has given me,
1682
Are not ſo bitter as the wronged
1683
thoughts, (their brinks;
1684
Though they are deep and overflow
1685
I have two wounds within me that are
1686
deeper, (bowels
1687
Which have diſcover’d in my heart and
1688
A trebbled Spring of deerer blood then
1689
this.
1690
One pricks me with compaſſion for thee,
1691
My good, my charitable, pious Son.
1692
All bleſſing due to ſanctimonious vertue
1693
Be ever thy companion, till thou art
1694
crown’d (Piety.
1695
Mongſt Sons of men the pattern of true
1696
What foul miſtruſts? puddles of jealouſie
1697
Were lodg’d in this dark boſome againſt
1698
thee? (run
1699
And of affection what a pure ſtream did
1700
By a falſe Current to my ſecond Son?
1701
Who by thy truth appears not now
1702
thine own. (ſo long
1703
Which makes my other wound, in that
1704
I cheriſh’d him by doing of thee wrong.
1705
Now from my heart iſſue two ſtreams
1706
of blood, (Vermilion.
1707
One thick and clotty, th’ other clean
1708
In the groſſe blood I vent the wrong
1709
conceit
[D1v]I ſwal-


The Queens Exchange.
1710
I ſwallow’d againſt thee my good
1711
Anthynus.
1712
And in the cleer I ſee Offa’s falſhood may
1713
In both my blood runs forth apace. O
1714
My thick blood Anthynus be forgiven by
1715
thee.
1716
And the clear cleanſe my Offa’s treachery
1717
Oh —(ſincks.)
Enter Hermit and Servant.
1718
Herm.Didſt thou not hear a groan? a
1719
dying groan?
1720
Serv.Not I Sir, I heard nothing.
1721
Herm.Hark, look about; I am ſure I
1722
heard a groan. (haps has groand.
1723
SerHere Sir, here’s ſomething that per-
1724
But it’s out of hearing now.
1725
Herm.And ſo is pitty amongſt men.
1726
Ay me! an old man, (old man,
1727
Murthered! A ſeeming ſimple innocent
1728
And yet he holds a ſword.
1729
Serv.So, more work ſtill. (cure one,
1730
Whilſt we are gathering Simples to
1731
Here’s another John Simple laid in our
1732
way to bury.
1733
Herm.He is yet warm.
1734
Serv.I, but he has no breath, not ſo
1735
much I’l undertake as a
1736
Scolding wife that has been 9. dayes in
1737
the grave. ruthleſs villains
1738
Herm.Alas, he’s gone indeed; What
1739
Could have done this on ſuch an aged
1740
man,
1741
In this ſo harmleſſe habit?
1742
Serv.Good maſter, let it warn you;
1743
though we have hitherto
1744
Paſs’d by theſe man-Tygers, theſe wol-
1745
viſh Outlaws ſafely, early and
1746
late, as not (ſince they
1747
Worth their malice. Yet pray Sir now
1748
Begin to kill men of this coat, and theſe
1749
years, let us
1750
Forſake this Salvage habitation, and live
1751
In the world of meat again.
1752
Herm.How ill are theſe white hairs
1753
beſtain’d with red?
1754
Methinks I ſhould have known this face.
1755
Nothing to wipe
1756
The blood off? come, help away with
1757
him.
1758
Serv.He’s holp away, and made away
1759
enough already methinks.
1760
Herm.Why doſt not lift?
1761
Serv.Sure they have blown their ſins
1762
into him that kill’d him,
1763
He’s ſo heavy, he’s deadly heavy. Pray Sir
1764
let me (and beſtow him here.
1765
Fetch my grave inſtruments & your book
1766
You will not bury him in your Cave I’m
1767
ſure. (the wounded
1768
Herm.I ſay I’l have him down; perhaps
1769
Man that’s there may know him.
1770
Serv.I would I had but this Fellows
1771
weight in buttock Beef.Exeunt.
Enter Anthynus.
1772
Anth.I come my Father, chide not
1773
now my ſtay;
1774
In which I was more tardy I confeſſe,
1775
Than e’re I was in duty. I have brought
1776
you — (the place,
1777
Where are you Sir? Ha! this was ſure
1778
And this the very Oak at which I left
1779
him;
1780
I mark’d it carefully, and took due heed
1781
Even to the number of my ſteps in my
1782
Departure, how to make my back return,
1783
Nor was my tarriance ſuch, that in that
1784
ſpace (ground.
1785
He could recover ſtrength to ſhift his
1786
I wiſh it were ſo well with him. My
1787
Lord,
1788
My father, what a miſt of doubts ſtand I
1789
Amaz’d in? and my unſpeakable amaze-
1790
ment
1791
Is ſuch, that I begin to call my ſight
1792
And memory in queſtion, whither this
1793
place?
1794
Or whither he? or I? or any thing (me,
1795
Be, or be not; good ſenſes do not leave
1796
My ſearch will be in vain if you forſake
1797
me. (or where?
1798
Father, my Lord! where are you? how?
1799
Ecch.Here.
1800
Anth.That was well ſaid, ſpeak on.
1801
(Ex.)Now where?
1802
Ecch.Now here.(Anth. within.)
1803
Anth.Now here? where is that here?
1804
Ecch.Here.(Ent. Anth.)
1805
Anth.I hear and follow, but I know
1806
not where.
D 2Ecch.


The Queens Exchange.
1807
Ecch.Here.
1808
Anth.At the ſame place again?
1809
If there be place, or I know any thing,
1810
How is my willingneſs in ſearch delu-
1811
ded? (plaint,
1812
It is the Wood that rings with my com-
1813
And mocking Eccho makes her merry
1814
with it. (become
1815
Curs’d be thy babling, and mayſt thou
1816
A ſport for wanton boys in thy fond
1817
anſwers, (Spirit
1818
Or ſtay, perhaps it was ſome gentle
1819
Hovering ith’ Air, that ſaw his flight to
1820
Heaven,
1821
And would direct me thither after him.
1822
Good reaſon, leave me not, but give me
1823
leave
1824
A little to conſider nearer home;
1825
Say his diviner part be taken up (ones
1826
To thoſe celeſtial joys, where bleſſed
1827
Find their inheritance of immortality.
1828
I cannot think his earthly properties
1829
So ſoon could find the paſſage to that
1830
height.
1831
His body would be here, poor martyr’d
1832
body, (part hence
1833
That though it yet did live, could not
1834
Without the help of others legs & hands.
1835
And here haunt none, but ſuch whoſe
1836
Cruelty
1837
Would toſſe him into further miſery.
1838
Wild Beaſts, if here were any half ſo ra-
1839
venous (were,
1840
As thoſe inhumane mankind monſters
1841
(That drew his blood and theſe unuſual
1842
tears)
1843
Could not devour him all, ſome particle,
1844
Some remnant would be left to bleſſe a
1845
Son with.
1846
But here is none but that too ſure a ſign
1847
For me to know the place by, where I
1848
left him.
1849
Part of the blood I ſaw run from him. O
1850
Dear hallowed blood inſpire me with
1851
this kiſſe (did flow.
1852
To find the fountain whence this ſtream
1853
I will not eat nor ſleep until I know.
1854
No? canſt thou tell me nothing? Then
1855
I’l take
1856
A Sample of the precious ſtore was ſpilt,
1857
To keep me ſtill in memory of the guilt:
1858
And of my vow, never to feed or reſt,
1859
Until I find him here, or with the bleſt.
Exit.
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